Covered in mud

"Jeeze Larry," Britney said over the laughter. "You lost you're new swimsuit, and you're covered in mud!

She turned to the farmhands, who were laughing harder than anyone.

"Do you have a hose or anything?" She asked, hopping gracefully over the short fence.

"Sure!" Chuckled one, gesturing at a hose and spicket. While Lauren stared out at the crowd in stupefied shock, Britney picked up the hose and turned it on.

"Okay Larry, let's get you cleaned off!" She said, as Lauren looked to her with wild horror coming through her mud smeared face...