Cover up flaws.

"Covering up flaws sounds good to me," you say. You sit at the vanity and Mrs. Anderson looks closely at your face.

The next half hour or so is quite an education as Mrs. Anderson shows you how to apply makeup to even out your skin tone and that sort of thing. When she's done, you are astonished at how much better you look and it doesn't even look like you're wearing makeup.

"Now," she says. "Would you like me to help you get rid of some of that body hair and maybe a little body makeup if needed?"