Courtney's love of history

At the beginning of time women began with a single woman, Eve. Foul, bedraggled and unpleasant. A beast among beasts devouring all in her path. Poktus, the creator of all spoke to the beastly mind of Eve. "Eve, you're brutish body belongs to a man. His name is Adam. He is on the other side of the world. Go." Eve's animalistic mind knew this was a higher calling. Going on all fours she tore through predators, traversed landscapes of deadly chills blazing fires and monsters still incomprehensible to this day. Finally Eve found a garden of fruits, vegetables and in the center of it all, Adam. Upon laying eyes on him Eve's posture straightened, her eyes gleamed as her mind filled with intelligence and the filth fled her body. She stood predestine bowing to Adam and spoke for the first time in her life swearing her life was his.

"And yada yada some how two people spawned all of humanity instead of devolving into a linage of inbred freaks. It's all TOTALLY plausible!" Courtney, another of Evan's girlfriends huffed, her head falling next to his on her bed. She reached a hand to his belly "Not that I mind belonging to you." Courtney chuckled "Poktus seems like a control freak anyway." Evan remarked. Courtney flipped over, straddling the bed "Oh you don't even know the half of it! I know that's all a lie! Poktus is a million times worse than even that story portrays her!"Courtney said in a state of unrest. She lifted one leg over her head making sure her crotch pointed perfectly in Evan's line of sight before she hopped to her laptop and hopped back to Evan, putting herself around him as she played a video on a site Evan had not seen before. "Women watch! With your host, delighted to be on the side of men everywhere, Ally Joannas!" The screen cut to a woman, she gave a sigh as she stared intently at the stack of papers she had in front of her. Behind her a green screen with images changing from one to another "Hey guys, thanks for tuning into to the show tonight. Tonight's guest Dr Afua Achebe, historian and friend of the show, we'll have her on the air in just a bit but first let's get you up to speed on the situation in canada. Prime minister, traitor of men Justin Trudeau once again put forward the safe work place act. Don't let the name fool you this is a just a pretty name for a heinous breach of men's right to find work and take care of themselves. Trudeau isn't even pretending to hide what he's really doing. He's working FOR the globalists! They want to keep men dependent on women. Don't let them trick you with they're hallucinogenic they put in fast foods these ARE women... who want to control you. And god damn it I won't have it! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!" Ally pounded her fist through her desk and screamed ripping her suit jacket and dress shirt open in an animalistic display "THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST WALK ALL OVER MEN WELL GOD DAMN IT I WON'T STAND BY FOR IT! I WILL MARCH RIGHT UP TO TWENTY FOUR SUSSEX DRIVE AND I'M GONNA RIP TRUDEAU OUT OF THE PYTHAGORUM MACHINE AND I WILL CRUSH THE WOMAN THAT MUTATED THAT MAN INTO THE VILE GOBLIN THEY TURNED HIM INTO!!!" Ally screamed frantically for two minutes before Evan paused the video "Courtney... is this all the video is?" Evan asked unsure what the take away was

"Do you not like it?" Courtney asked worriedly "She's saying a lot of crazy stuff... and she's just yelling and running around in her bra." Evan said uneasy of the topic at hand, Courtney chuckled "That's Ally's thing. She get's mad at people who are trying to corral men, when you deserve to be free and do what you want." Courtney said hugging Evan petting his head "But... Justin Trudeau's a man running all of canada." Evan argued Courtney tried to not look despondent "Yeah and JFK was the president. But if you look at the history books Marilyn Monroe was going to win until she said "give it to Johnny he'd look cute at that big desk" it's not even like female world leaders treat male world leaders like equals. Even in their own countries, unless it's an idea coaxed into the male leader's by his staff it's seventy percent less likely to pass. It's like letting your dog on the couch to them..." Courtney said her tone darkening and her body shaking angrily. Evan kissed her "Hey, I know you're not like that if that's what's bothering you so much." Courtney's face lit up "Ha- I didn't mean like- thanks, Evan." Courtney clumsily accepted his claim before her face shined with realization "CRAP! Afua's bit!" Courtney skipped through the video, stopping at Ally wearing a lizard mask, still shirtless "WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!" Ally screamed before a chime played "Alright, a word from our sponsor and then we have Dr Afua come in and talking with us." After an unskippable ad it showed Ally sitting at her desk "Now Dr, tell us uh you wanted to talk about the beginning of Eve, that's correct?" Ally asked, the muscular woman sitting across her, dark ebony skin with braided blonde hair down to her ankles "That's right. A lot of people will tell you Poktus and Eve just happened upon Adam but this is just a lie. They don't want to admit the facts that this is not how the world started, the fossil records, the recovered journals of their ancestors recounting from their mothers what happened. Poktus isn't an observer she is a wicked instigator of something awful." Afua explained

"Now this isn't the accounts of the people who live through it but their children, yes?" Ally asked inquisitively, Afua nodded "Yes, it's not a definitive recording but it's much more plausible than this fairy tale of Eve magically becoming a modern woman." Afua said filing through her notes, Ally laughed "Hell I barely classify as a modern woman, let's be honest, I get at a steak and you see a real animal!" Ally joked as Afua set her notes straight "Sure, the story we've gotten, isn't even a mistranslation. It's just blatant falsehoods." Afua said as she began to read off her notes

"Wake up." Poktus spoke. As she did a mountainscape of women stood from the ground, soil spilling off them "I am Poktus, your creator. You are women. Your bodies are large, powerful. Your minds are vast and ever growing. Your kind are numerous. Look bellow you." Poktus pointed inward inside the mountain. To a crowd inside the mountain's peak caved inward like a pit "Those are men. They are small, feeble, incapable of understanding my creations like you. They are few and defenseless. They belong to you. Claim what is yours." Poktus instructed. The women proceeded into the pit. The men huddled fearfully, the army of towering muscular women surrounding them slowed their approach. Watching the men. Soon the women adopted gestures, each with their own flair to convey the men to approach them. Soon enough some men approached and the woman who got one accepted him in her arms holding him lovingly "What is this?" Poktus asked, some women laying down holding their man to their chests, others laid on their sides looking their man over with fascination "No!" Poktus shouted angrily as the women interacted with the men delicately. Some reverently prostrating to the man they had gotten. "STOP!!!" Poktus loomed angrily "You CANNOT do this! I created you to RULE men! Not lower yourselves to their level! THEY ARE NOT YOUR EQUALS AND DO NOT DESERVE ANY MERCY!" The women stood up defiantly glaring at their creator as the men quickly hid behind their numerous protectors. Poktus tore through the sky drawing a massive glowing sword with a beastly snarl swung it down

"And obviously the women defeated Poktus imprisoning her with magic unfortunately lost to us." Afua explained Ally threw her head back "Wow! What story. Not only was Poktus not some on looker she wanted women to subjugate but I mean even back then women couldn't fathom the idea of mistreating men. We defied our creator to do this." Ally reiterated "And uh... why do you think they don't want us talking about this-this uh true origin I supposed?" Ally asked "Well for one it means men weren't a divine component to women's rise to civilizing the planet. Men were just near by and we wanted to protect them. Some women can't stand the idea that you know they are capable of harming men. They freak out over the smallest things which in turn they use the irrational fear to try and strip men of their ability to act on their own and ultimately that hurts the men more than anyone because as you and I both know, the first bobsled was invented by a man, the first shotgun also invented by a man. There's so many man capable of doing who knows what. But as long as we keep treating them like helpless accessories to our lives they can't do any of that." Afua explained Ally nodded "Yeah yes that is very important well doctor thank you for your time. If you want to learn more about the TRUE history of the world please follow doctor Afua in the links below also if you want a discount on our alpha protein mix use the cod-" Courtney stopped the video

Courtney vibrating in excitement look at Evan expectantly, he looked bewildered and shrugged "That's something I guess. I don't really see the big deal in the grand scheme of things. Women still love men and men love women." Evan said dismissively, Courtney's excitement waned, she pressed her index fingers together "Well... it means we chose to love men. We chose men despite what-what we were told and that despite all laws of biology we wanted to... love men." Courtney slumped away, not trying to blatantly turn her wide back to Evan, but she was thoroughly feeling like a nerd talking about her favorite subject only for her crush to say it was dumb, before she could turn anymore she felt his arms on her forearm "You love me don't you?" Evan asked Courtney felt her body jerk, she'd spent years honing herself, with her discipline she only sent him back a couple feet though he was still holding her arm, her jaw reset stopping her from shouting. She smiled "Yes, with all my heart." Courtney picked up Evan in a hug "Then why does the reason behind it matter? I don't care as long as I got you." Courtney squealed as she lunged, pinning Evan to the bed panting excitedly "I-I had so SO many roleplays but-guh I just want you to go at it! Fuck me like Poktus got fucked!" Evan wasn't very religious but he wasn't going to spoil the moment that sent Courtney over the moon with joy. After they were done Courtney was laying down with Evan laying in one of her arms around her heaving breasts as she stared at the ceiling in a gleeful haze "Evan... if there is an afterlife what would you want out of it?" Evan shrugged "I've had it pretty good my whole life. I couldn't really think of anything I wanted besides spending time with you girls." Evan remarked, Courtney smiled "I really did just want to dress up and roleplay and be a wild horn dog but you really bring out my philosophical side sometimes, Evan." Courtney said sitting up "Well let's wash up and start the day." Courtney was thorough in cleaning Evan, not that it was worth noting, a woman would be constantly fixated on protecting her man even from germs. After they finished in the bathroom Courtney made pancakes with grapes, she wasn't an expert chef but Evan liked her cooking nonetheless. Courtney was also dressed in a sci-fi getup, some TV remotes attached to a harness on Courtney's clavicle and a bikini top with a pair of tight hot pants and a thong "When you're doing eating... I've got some calibrations I need your help with." Courtney said in her all too normal horny manner. Even if Courtney was well versed in many things and had many passions, often times Courtney was most passionate about role-playing, especially sexually, any excuse to get Evan to put his hands on her body was her main goal. Evan finished soon as he could Courtney opened her bikini top with an eager smile "Preparing for diagnostic" she said playfully letting Evan play his part of a roboticist and she was in need of repairs.