Country Pussy

"Ladies and gentlemen." Megan McVan says off stage with the lights dimmed, showing only silhouettes of figures on stage, "For tonight's musical performance, The Dixie Bitches and their hit song Country Pussy!"

The lights turn on to show a heavily tattooed man, shirtless and with a cowboy hat on the drums as two blonde women in daisy dukes and checker blouses that show off their large breasts stand in front of him.

With the smaller one holding a violin to her cheek as the other one holds a guitar.

Then the taller one starts to play her guitar slowly before singing.

"Everyone knows a city girl's pussy is shaved and proper. Everyone knows that's a city girl's pussy smells like sweet perfume. But when it comes to country pussy you can't compared...."

There is a loud pause as the singer takes a deep breath before yelling, "Because country pussy is more real than any city cunt can give!"

The lights then turn up as the music starts to pick up beat with the soft country music becoming more rock and roll.

"Country pussy is hairy, sweaty, and full of musk from long day in the hay! Country pussy know how to take a pounding and grip your cock hard!"

The smaller girl starts to play her violin hard as the singer strung her guitar notes as fans chant, "Country pussy can keep on going while city pussy breaks so easily. Country pussy is something you don't want to miss as it will keep on cumming till the cow go home!"

The two women go together to the microphone and sing at the same time, "You can have your city pussy if you want to something easy. You can have your city pussy if want something smooth. But country pussy is something you won't forget as it more real than your city cunt!"

Both women then start to play their instruments hard with the crowd standing up and cheering while both women do a duet on their instruments with skill and speed that only musical artists who spent their entire lives on the instruments can achieve.

Then both women stop and says together, "Country pussy is something you won't forget as it more than real then your city cunt!"

Then both women unzip their shorts to show off their nicely trimmed pussies.

People cheered as the music stops and the lights go back to their regular intensity.

The two women hug each other as Megan says off stage, "Daisy and Tulip Dixie everyone!"

The cheering stops and the older of the two, Daisy leans in and speaks with a southern accent, "Thank you everyone to listening to our music, we appreciated everything you done for us and our record sales."

Tulip, the youngest leans in, "And we want to thank all the women before us like Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline, and other country singers but also including those in rock music, especially Big Mama Thornton who that hack Elvis stole some of his songs from."

The crowd starts to boo.

"What?" Tulip asks, "You know that Elvis wasn't that good as people think he was."

"She's right. He and other musicians stole songs from black musicians. That's a fact. He didn't have one creative bone in his body." Daisy adds.

The booing gets louder and the sisters walk off stage, looking confused and annoyed at the audience that booed against them.

"The Dixie Bitches everyone." Megan says with a noted sigh, "Give another round of applause."