Cops and Karen

“Uuuugghhh…” Renee strained tightening the last lug nut in, securing the spare wheel.

“Got it!” Renee screamed excitedly. Just to hear a

*Scrrrrreeeeeeccchhhh*

As a car came to a quick stop and parked about thirty feet behind her car on the side of the road. Renee barely had any time to realize what just happened when an older woman flew out of the car and just started screaming at her.

“What do you think you’re doing?! Out on the side of the road dressed like like… Ugh! Don’t you know there might be children around?! Hell there ain't a school but five blocks from here! You little…” continuing to berate Renee not allowing a word.

“Ah! Miss… I… no…could you…” Renee stuttered meekly.

*Wrrt-woot!*

The sound of a siren and flashing of red and blue lights finally made the woman go silent, but brought Renee no comfort. Soon two, luckily female, officers exited their cruiser and made their way to Renee and the older woman. Not seeing the usual Officer Angel Renee almost sighed in relief. Hopefully these two won’t be such judgemental sticklers. Of course Renee wouldn’t imagine arresting the same girl for indecent exposure in a park and during Halloween to be very amusing.

“What seems to be the problem here ladies. We got a call for indecent exposure” one officer with tied up blonde hair asked.

“Well obviously look at this girl! Flaunting her bare booty to the whole world. Plus when I arrived she was bent over, probably giving every passing car a great view of her… ahem lady parts” the woman accused.

“N-no I wasn’t! I’m wearing underwear” Renee declared, suddenly figuring out she might’ve been doing too well covering her crotch for once.

“Oh please, tan lines are not underwear young lady”

“Ma’am please go back to your vehicle, we’ll handle this from here. Now as for you, please lift you top to confirm your statement” the officer ordered.

“I-I do do I have to” Renee stuttered.

“See?! Little slut is clearly lying”

“Ma’am please. And yes, you do” the officer cajoled the woman before confirming his order to Renee.

“O-ok” Renee muttered, face burning red as she nervously lifted the front of her blouse. Showing the three women the rainbow triangle that barely covered her pussy and wild bush.

“Pet my- you little harlot”

“So a-am I good?” Renee questioned while pressing her blouse back down.

“Good? Officer her butt is still as bare as newborns”

“Be that as it may ma’am, wearing a thong in public is not illegal” the officer explained.

“Ugh I can’t believe this! Someone can flash their bare darriere towards a crowded street and get away with it. What has this world come to. When I was her age…”

“Oh shut the fuck up you old hag! No one wants to hear about how you had to go to school in a burka! Probably did your generation a favor by hiding you fat ugly ass away” Renee, unable to contain her anger and frustration, blew up.

Beside the ambient noise of cars driving by, a stunned silence fell upon the group.

“Why you little… BITCH!” the woman screamed, lunging at Renee.

“Hey! Hey! Get off her” the blonde officer yelled while grabbing at the pair. Her black haired partner not far behind.