Convince her that you are her long-lost son

While the proper way to become a son of this busty and beautiful stranger was to go through the legal adoption process, it would be a bit of a hassle... The easiest way might be to convince her that you're her long-lost son. You're not sure how much effort it would require, but you know it's possible to implant ideas and establish relationships, so you decide to give it a shot.

Still smiling, you shake your head. "No, Melanie, I don't think you understand... You don't need to adopt me. Haven't you recognized me yet? I'm John! Your long-lost son!"

"My..my long-lost son? But I..."

Melanie can't seem to find the right words as a wave of emotions pour over her. After a moment a flicker of recognition shows in her eyes, tears form in her eyes, and she gasps.

"O-oh...god...J-john...I..." she begins, **** up. Her light smile grows slightly crooked as she continues to stare at you, overwhelmed by feelings of joy and confusion.

Spreading your arms wide, you open your mouth to strike one final blow. "I'm home... Mom," you say, groaning internally at the cheesy line. Your new mother seems to like it, though, as she rises up from the bench and, still carrying her daughter in her arms, rushes forward to embrace you.

Hugging you and her baby, Melanie mumbles your name several times in disbelief as tears stream down her face.

Standing there with your arms around her, you almost feel guilty... After all, these emotions aren't real... Then again, that's only from your perspective. As far as everyone else is concerned, you really are Melanie's long-lost son, and she really is overwhelmed by your reunion. Maybe that's what actually matters..?

After crying in your chest for what seems like an eternity, she finally raises her head and gives you one of the warmest and happiest smiles you've ever seen. She then uses one arm to reach behind your head and pull you closer, planting one kiss after another on your cheeks and forehead.

You're a little embarrassed by the attention, but you keep up the warm act and kiss her back on the cheek before pulling away. By this point you've attracted the attention of a few passersby, who can't help but stop and stare at the heartfelt reunion.

After taking a moment to recuperate, Melanie can finally speak again. "I... I still can't believe it. My son is...back... The baby boy I held in my arms all those years ago is back!"

Looking around, you start to become more self-conscious as you see how much attention you're drawing. While you could tell everyone to mind their own business, it would probably better to go somewhere more private.

"Um... Why don't we head back to your house? We shouldn't stick around here," you suggest.

Wiping her tears away, Melanie nods and unlatches her baby from her breast, quickly covering up. Putting Hannah into her carrier and hooking one of her arms under the handle, she then grabs your hand, squeezing tightly like a mother who doesn't want to see her child run off.

"There's just... So, so much we need to talk about, sweetie. We shouldn't delay, okay?"

You're surprised as you feel her take the lead, pulling you away towards what looks to be her car. At this point, it probably would be hard (but not impossible) to reverse this and tell her that you weren't actually her son... Given her intense emotional reaction, it would probably shock her to the core.

Well, if you've learned one thing from this episode, it's that you can easily change lives in ways that don't involve sex. You're a member of this woman's family now, and she's dragging you off to who-knows-where.