Conversing with an oni

You ride out of the city with Uzume walking beside you, her long strides matching pace easily with your walking horse. She looks around at your family and smiles. “You really are as lucky as they say, aren’t you. All these beautiful girls and just you here to keep ‘em happy?”

You chuckle. “I do my best. I never expected to have so many loving women around me. Blame Maya, really.”

Maya, riding on the other side of you, pipes up. “Hey, I just encourage the madness, you buy into it!”

Uzume booms out a laugh. “I see! Quite a variety too, a different flavor any time you want. So, any love for us big ladies?” She flexes, muscles rippling, and laughs again.

You smile and shrug. “Beautiful is beautiful. I like all types. So, why are you here, Uzume? No one’s told me about Oni, so I don’t know your motivations here. And lets be honest, Bast is shady at best.”

She shrugs. “I’ve been wandering a while. Most Oni are summoned for a purpose, and once that purpose is fulfilled we can go back to whatever nothing we’re created from. Except I was summoned without a purpose.”

You look at her. “So you’re here forever?”

She nods. “Until I’m killed. But I like it here. So many sensations to experience! But I want someone to follow, to give me a direction. Then this Bast fellow shows up the other day and told me about this Golden Magus guy. I guess that’s you, though I don’t know why.”

You chuckle and summon your armor. Uzume looks at you, then laughs. “Bet that’s handy in the bedroom! Anyway, you seemed like a lot of fun, so I agreed to come hang out a while. Figure I can smash some demons, get a little dick, maybe some pussy. You’re not scared of a bigger woman are you?”

Sadie answers for you. “You should have seen him with the orc lady! She was almost big as you, and Josh gave it to her good! He’s a big stud!”

You laugh. “Sadie might be overselling it a bit. I lost a duel, badly, but Ky Dura enjoyed making use of me afterwards.”

Kali chuckles. “It was pretty hot. We all enjoyed watching!”

Uzume grins. “Sounds like I made the right call coming here!”

“Just as long as you listen when I ask you to do something! We’re building towards a fight against the demon lord, I can’t let anything get in our way.”

She laughs. “I’m a simple girl, Josh, point me at what needs smashing, and I’ll smash it. Give me a little dick every now and then and I’ll be happy. My only rule is I don’t attack kids. Too cute, I’d rather play!”

You nod. “Reasonable. Maybe you can babysit when we get around to having kids.”

“Oh? Which one is gonna get knocked up?”

You laugh. “Well, there’s at least three asking already.”

Another booming laugh from the Oni. “Damn, you really are magical. Yeah, if there’s kids around I’m like a magnet to ‘em. Guess I look like a fun jungle gym. Not that I mind, kids know how to party!”

You smile.