Conversations Around An Ass !

The conversation continued around Debbi's upturned ass, which was still stuck in the half open window and remained spotlit by the officer's torch. "So, have we established that this is the lady who lives in the property ?" one of the officer's asked. "Well, it did sound like her. But Debbi's a nice polite and respectable young lady, not like this foul mouthed hussy showing all her naughty bits" affirmed Mrs Newman. "Yes sir, could you explain why the young lady is dressed like this ?" wondered the officer, taking his cue from Mrs Newman.

"This is the famous Miz No-E. She's a rap artist" responded Solomon, as if no further explanation was necessary. "Debbi's not a watcha callit. She manages an office" objected Mr Newman. Everyone began talking at once and at cross purposes. "Never heard of her" said one officer. "It was for charity" from half inside the kitchen. "Yeah, don't you remember Dave saying at shift changeover about having to police the students in town, where some bird was dancing in her knickers ?"

"That was Miz No-E"

"I'm not 'some bird' !"

"But I thought we were talking about Debbi ?"

"Our Debbi wouldn't do anything like that. I don't think this is our Debbi at all"

"Of course it's me you silly old bat !"

"Now that is definitely not like our Debbi"

"Will somebody bloody well get me out of here !"

The two police officers finally decided that it might be better if Debbi was extricated from the window. They each grabbed one side of her hips and began to tug. "Ow, careful, shit !" cried Debbi, as her tits again squashed on the return journey. She was once more relieved when they bounced free unscathed and she stood on solid ground again. Her relief vanished as she became aware that she was standing there topless in just a tiny pair of knickers, stockings and suspenders in front of her elderly neighbours and two officers of the law ! "Here, take this again" said Solomon, offering his jacket. Debbi gratefully accepted. It was better than nothing !