Chapter 13 by The Amazing Reverend
Bring it on?
Consider it brought.
"No-one ever wants to do things the easy way" Harley says rolling her eyes at you "But if that's the way it's gotta be.." and with a roar she charges Melody.
You watch as the stampeding Quinn closes on her prey and just when she's about to hit her with the **** on a line-backer Melody floats about three feet into the air. Missing her target Harley skids, spins and crashes into the wall with such a **** that you can swear you see little birds dancing around her head.
"Now then" Melody says turning her attention to you "Maybe you can tell me what the hell is going on around here"
She starts to drift towards you and you have the dawning realization that you might be out of your depth. After all Vicki Vale was just a news reporter and even though you might have taken out Harley the only reason you managed to pull that off was because she gave you the weapon to do so.
"Of course" you think "The Joker Gun"
You fumble for it as you start to back towards the door, find it, pull it and fire. The boxing glove jumps from the barrel and hurtles towards Aero but instead of crashing into her and sending her reeling it bounces off some kind of invisible **** field.
"That" Melody says floating to the floor and walking towards you "Is my Aura. It's what I use to fly and when that's around me nothing can get through"
She looks at The Joker Gun, now hanging by your side, the boxing glove dangling limp and lifeless on the spring.
"And I'm guessing that was a one shot deal " she says shaking her head disappointed "Just like every guy I've ever known. So what do you say? Why don't you just admit defeat and I won't have to fly you to the top of this building and drop you off?"
Suddenly an ear splitting whistle pierces the air. Looking in the direction of the sound you see Harley stood behind Aero holding a bazooka.
"Hey, Creme Egg" she yells "Drop this"
Harley pulls the trigger and you dive for cover. A flash of light, an explosion and a straight jacket flies from the bazooka and wraps itself around Aero, locking tight. She struggles but the more she does the tighter it gets, forcing her onto her ass on the hard wood floor.
"Guess you're aura ain't all that" Harley smiles walking towards you.
You look at her in amazement "What kind of woman has a straight jacket firing bazooka?"
"What kind of woman DOESN'T have a straight jacket firing bazooka?" she shrugs "Alright Snickers, listen up" she says kneeling down by Aero " Now I don't know where you're from or what you've gotta do with all this..maybe everything, maybe nothing...either way, I intend to find out. Now I'm not sure how things walk in your Evil Universe..."
"Evil Universe" Aero says seemingly put out "Why does my universe have to be the evil one?"
"Because we were here first" Harley continues "We've got dibs on the Good Universe, NOW DON'T INTERRUPT ME!" She flashes her hand out and across Melody's cheek with a sickening slap "Where was I?...Ah yes..Now, I don't know how things work in your Evil Universe but in this one we have some rules. You lost so you.."
"Have to do what ever you want" a sudden slutty smile creeps across Aero's lips, a red mark blossoming on her face "At least, that's how it works where I'm from"
"Very good" Harley says impressed "See" she turns to you "We have one thing in common with these Super Hoes"
"So" Aero asks, a faked look of worry across her face "What do intend to do with me"
"Oh, sweetie" Harley grins "I'm not gonna do nothing My friend on the other hand is going to give you the biggest cock you've ever seen and you're gonna wrap those slutty lips around it"
"Him?" Melody taunts you "If it's anything like the other gun he just tried to use on me, I won't hold my breath"
Harley walks behind her and pulls Melody up onto her knees by her hair.
"Oh, we'll see about that" she whisper into her ear before turning to you"Why don't 'cha show here what she's got in store"
Release the Kraken?
DC vs Marvel
When Worlds Collide
Something has gone wrong in the DC and Marvel universes. These two worlds that were never meant to meet have collide under suspicious circumstances and nobody knows why. Stranger still, all of the men, both Hero and Villain, have vanished into thin air and it is up to you and everyone's favorite nut job, Harley Quinn, too get to the bottom of this mystery.
Updated on Jan 16, 2022
by The Amazing Reverend
Created on Dec 8, 2014
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