Consent Guide

Here at Bartley Bing's Training Emporium, we believe in the necessity of enthusiastic consent. Of course, sometimes this can be difficult to get, especially if your relationship is already struggling. It is often better to wait until conditions are good in order to get the required "yes!". Working with our lawyers and ethical philosophers, we came up with an improved form of consent, Consent+ -- also known as Post Facto Consent.

After she uses our product, ask the subject if she enjoys and consents to the outcome. If she says no -- we'll refund your money (with interest!) and undo the changes!