Confession

"Did you ever think on why i kept kidnapping you? I mean i give all 5 of those heroes a tough battle. I could take one with ease. And you'd agree that's a much bigger statement. So why did i go for the tech nerd?" She asks smiling. You cock your head very confused. "Because i was the easiest target?" You respond.

"Oh gosh uhhh no thats not why. Ok think. Before i started kidnapping you what was the last thing you guys stopped me doing?" You think back. "Oh yeah, you broke into our tech facility. Trying to steal Techno Boy's flight suit." You remember that day well. It was actually the first time you saw Miss Evil in person. She smiles. "Yes. Also im just realising how on the nose all the heroes names are. Techno Boy uses tech, Strongman is super strong." You laugh. "Coming from a woman named Miss Evil" you smirk. "Hey thats... ok that's fair enough. Blame the author. Anyway, yes the tech facility. Who did i see there?" She asks.

You again think back. "I... I was the only one working there that day." She snaps her fingers and points at you. "Exactly. And then i start kidnapping you repeatedly. Why do you think that may be?" She says getting flustered a bit. "Because i'm the most vulnerable?" You say as Miss Evil facepalms. "Ok timeout. Do you actually have no idea or are you fucking with me trying to get me to say it?" She asks face as red as her hair. "Genuinely not a clue." You respond laughing. Miss Evil chuckles.

"Ah fuck i actually gotta say it bluntly." She says. She lifts you up so you are standing and then tilts your chin up to look into her beautiful green eyes. "I did it because i have a massive, huge, gigantic crush on you you dork." She laughs and you go wide eyed in response. "I had... i had no idea." You stutter not quite believing whats going on.

"HOW??!!" She says exasperated. "I always wore my tight latex suit around you." You raise your eyebrows. "I thought it was like the Bee Movie where you had loads of only one outfit." She smiles and shakes her head. "No i was trying to showoff my big ass and huge tits to you idiot." You think back. "That explains why you always bent over in front of me." She grabs your shoulders. "Yes finally you get it. But there were so many other clues. I always asked about your dating life, i complimented you, flirted with you." You just stare. "I thought you were being nice." She shrieks at your idiocy. "DUDE I DON'T TALK ABOUT DOING FEET STUFF IN STANDARD PLEASANT CONVERSATION." she grabs you into a hug. "Gosh you're innocent." She chuckles. You whisper. "I wouldn't be so sure of that." And smirk. She looks down. "Hang on. If you are so clueless why did you flirt with me? And do the movie night? And cuddle me? And basically fucking asked to eat my ass?"