"Izzy, for your challenge- " Blaineley started.
"Do I get an obstacle course too?" Izzy asked
"Not quite. You'll be-"
"Wrestle a grizzly bear again?"
"What, no. Wait, again?"
Izzy nodded happily.
"It's a pie-eating competition! Alright?"
"Depends. Are these cream pies?" Izzy asked, with a raised eyebrow.
"We got a whole bunch of different ones on sale. What does it matter if-" Blaineley stopped midsentence and facepalmed herself. "Damn it! That would have been a sexier challenge. Oh well. Maybe this'll turn on those weirdos that like watching people eat." Stagehands rolled out a table lined with a variety of pies. A gurgle from the contestants drew the cameras toward Bridgette, who licked her lips as she eyed the pies. As soon as she noticed the cameras pointed at her, the surfer tried to act nonchalant. However, Blaineley saw the look in her eye and smiled sinisterly. "Actually, I think I know how we can make this more interesting. Bridgette, get your flabby ass down here."
Bridgette reluctantly obliged and walked down to the stage with one hand covering her breasts and the other covering her crotch. Even though her belly was doing a suitable job at that. "What is it now, Mildred? Are you finally going to give me some clothes?"
"I just thought it might be a fun way to end today's episode with a one-on-one challenge. Both of you have three minutes to wolf down as many pies as you can. Whoever eats the most will get a point."
"BOOOOOOOring," said Izzy. "Where's the excitement? Bridgette will still be in the lead no matter what. You can do better than that, Milly."
Blaineley sneered. "Alright, how about this: as a bonus, whoever manages to eat fifty pies gets a reward to help them in the next round. For Izzy, we'll help you regrow two limbs of your choice. For Bridgette, we'll give you a weight loss pill that ACTUALLY works and help you lose 100 pounds. How's that for drama?" The audience roared and the other stagehands brought out a chair for Izzy and two for Bridgette. Izzy was placed in her seat and Bridgette took hers. Each cheek took up one of the chairs while her stomach was stuffed under the table. "On your mark....get set.... eat!"
Without hesitation, Izzy slammed her face into the pie and ravenously dug in. Unimpeded by her lack of arms or limbs. Bridgette was taken aback and as a result, got a late start. With no utensils, she had **** but to scoop chunks of pie with her hands and stuff it in her mouth. Whipped cream dripped onto her heaving breasts but it was nothing compared to the mess Izzy was making. Her face was plastered with whipped cream and pie filling as if this were a spa treatment. When it came to speed, there was no contest which one was the faster eater.
It should have been a shoo-in for Izzy but Bridgette had an advantage that Izzy didn't: arms. Once Bridgette was done with her first serving, she grabbed a second and got to eating. Whereas Izzy relied on the stagehands to hand her another pie. It wouldn't have been an issue if she didn't have the patience of a piranha. Izzy came dangerously close to biting the hands that fed her which slowed her down. Providing Bridgette with time to catch up.
The two devoured pie after pie and lost themselves in the heat of competitive eating. Disregarding manners altogether just to eat a little faster. Izzy's stomach swelled as the challenge continued while Bridgette's growth was less noticeable. At one point, Izzy managed to take the lead but then she got impatient and leaped out of her seat at a stagehand bringing her another pie. Bridgette took the opportunity to copy Izzy's tactics and stuff the pies into her face. It was messy but it got her into the lead.
However, right when it seemed like Bridgette had this in the bag, Izzy made a comeback and closed the gap between their scores. Bridgette was slowing down and by the looks of it, could barely stomach anything else. The two took one final bite and then the timer rang.
"And that's time!" shouted Blaineley. "Now let's see which one of you slobs won."
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