Compain about the size of Chasity cages

Alice walked up to the guy at the register with as brace of a look as she could.

“Hey, you” she said in a low voice but she hoped Marty could hear “I-I’d like to make a complaint” she said firmly. The guy rolled his eye as he spoke loudly.

“Sir what’s wrong?” He asked plainly an clearly without giving a shit.

“Not so loud… your Chasity cages are… wrong… they say XXXS but they slip right off! The sizes much be wrong” she said trying to channel her inner Karen to come off as an asshole. The guys eyes lit up. His next words were said loud so Marty could hear.

“Sir if the XXXS Chasity caged fall off your penis it’s because your far too small for them, perhaps you should try a dildo instead?” He said with a smirk. Alice went bright red as she turned and sure enough Marty was looking at her shocked. She said nothing and backed away from the counter trying not to make eye contact with either of the two guys.

After a few minutes of pretending to browse the smut DVDs Marty walked over to the counter. She moved closer to try listen in as he spoke…