Community Service...via SNU-SNU!

“The male will undergo…COMMUNITY SERVICE!” The large computer loudly announced to the gathering of characters.

“Well, that’s not too bad.” The Luz reassured you. “The scrapping team is pretty fun now that the mermaids are…” She was cut off by Femputer continuing to shout.

“Via Snu-Snu!” Many of the more savage women started muttering ‘Snu-Snu’ with the more civilized ones looking at the others strangely. Considering how a bunch of the savage ones were famous characters not connected to Futurama or Amazonia, you wondered just how long they have been here.

“Well, um, at least it's not that bad?” Luz awkwardly laughed as she blushed and rubbed her arm. “I mean I’m sure you’re a nice guy and you do look alright…”

“Until ****!” Diana and Gogo’s eyes widened and they redoubled their efforts to break free.

“I’m just going to shut up now,” Luz sighed as she shuffled away.

“Like heck I’m having sex with…!” A redhead girl in an 80s Chinese style shirt shouted at Femputer.

“Snu-Snu,” Femputer corrected her.

“I don’t care what you call it! I’m not having sex–”

”Snu-Snu.”

”--with a guy!” The pigtailed girl finished shouting at Femputer with several of the characters nodding in agreement.

“Amazonian Ranko! I respect that you do not want to engage in Snu-Snu,” Femputer said comfortingly. “However, the optimum Amazonian tribe size is 145% of its current size. We require more Amazonians to be able to survive in our current environment.”

“I’m not doing that with him. And I aint gonna have no baby!” Ranko argued back.

“Thank you Ranko. Due to the double negative, you have agreed to produce at least one new Amazonian unit,” Femputer said, causing the cute redhead to sputter and shout denials. Several of the savage characters cheered and patted Ranko’s back, sending her to the floor close to you.

“Can we even support more tribe members?” Asked a blond woman as she parted the crowd around her. “With the disappearance of the chickens, our food is going to be short for a while.” When she got in front you realized that it wasn’t just one woman. It was three characters, one woman and two girls, who were quite literally attached at the hip. You recognized a Lusamine from Pokemon Sun and Moon, Nora Valkyrie from RWBY, and Mai from Avatar.

“And I’m not sharing my pancakes.” Said the orange haired Nora. They only had one set of legs but Nora seemed to sprout from Lusamine’s right hip and Mai from the left. With their dog ears that matched with hair colors and the tricolored tai, they appeared to have been body modded to be some sort of cerberus with three upper bodies instead of the classical three heads.

“Thanks to the disappearance of the mermaids and the technology hog Skulker, we have been able to salvage and bring online two food replicators,” Femputer said, causing you to wonder just how much you’ve inadvertently affected this group. “Supplies are not an issue. However, failure to engage in Snu-Snu will lead to restriction of access to replicators.” This set off a wave of angry whispers and protests.

“Alright that's enough,” said a beautifully charming voice. You immediately paid attention to the alluring sound that felt like honey on your ears and kisses on your neck. It wasn’t just you, everyone was paying rapt attention to the Black Canary, who pushed off the wall by Femputer. “If Femputer says that we need to do it we are gonna do it. She hasn’t steered us wrong yet.”

Several girls started rubbing their legs together as Black Canary continued to speak while walking over to Ranko. ”Plus, I’ll be very…happy with those who…participate.” She bent over and lifted Ranko’s chin up, giving the girl a close up look at her cleavage. Ranko was scarlet red and doing her damndest to look away all while her hands were inching towards her waistband.

Finally the dam broke and a tall woman you vaguely recognized from a fighting game ripped the chains out of the wall and held you up high. “To the Snu-Snu room!” This cheer was picked up by the rest as they dragged you to a curtained off section of the cafeteria.