Communism and Conquer

"What!" He yelled at Luna's counter, slamming his fists down and startling the other adventurers.

Luna shook her head, her cleavage, encased in a loose tunic, shaking with her. "I can't help you, Kazuma," Luna said. "Gold doesn't sell good around here. No one with a working brain cell would buy gold nowadays with the Eris being the main currency."

"And why is that?" Megumin demanded, pushing her head through the counter booth. Her and Luna's heads were less than a feet apart, Megumin looking at the innocent countermaid with a piercing look.

"I am not particularly well versed in economics," Luna said calmly. "Now, if you would get your face away from me, I would recommend to you a friend I have that would pay a fine penny to buy your earrings."

"Really?" Kazuma exclaimed in delight. "And who is this, friend?"

"It's obviously an evil monster," said Megumin, placing a hand over her eyes. "And I shall cleanse him from this world, using the power of my explosion magic."

Ignoring Megumin, Kazuma continued on. "Is this friend of yours a member of the Demon Kings army?"

"I think you know him," said Luna. "I'll give you his card."

"Thanks a bunch, Luna," Kazuma said. "I'll pay you back after this."

"Pay me back with the money from the rings," Luna said. "Eris knows that being a receptionist doesn't come with a seven digit salary."

"Hey Kazuma," Aqua said, poking his side.

"Yes, I'm Kazuma," he replied.

"Buy me booze," Aqua said.

"No."

"It was worth a shot."