Commercials!

The camera panned over a sizzling flame broiled hamburger against a red backdrop with exciting music playing as a narrator spoke aloud. "Get your fuck on while you get your grub on with the new mega cheese burger at Big Burg's! Only $3.99! The camera changed to a naked woman with long brown hair sitting at a table in the restaurant enjoying the burger while she sat in the lap of a man who grabbed and squeezed her tits aggressively. She was pretty, but not overtly sexy. They were selling the burger not the sex after all. Though she did smile contently, enjoying both the taste of her food and the dick she was receiving. "And for a dollar more, get another to share with you friends!" The screen now showed group of friends hanging out in a parking lot, three men and two women, all naked, and casually eating their food or masturbating while joking around and playfully shoving each other. "Only at Big Burg's!"

The commercial changed again to a man, naked except for a cast around his left leg, walking with crutches down a sidewalk. "I was injured in an accident at a furniture store, because negligent employees were too busy having sex!" He said in a voice over. The screen then shattered like glass to reveal an older naked man in about his 50's who was slightly pudgy and hairy and wore nothing but a gold gaudy wrist watch and square glasses. "Has this ever happened to you!?" He shouted angrily. "Hi, I'm Dick Barbaro, and I've been helping people dealing with irresponsible sex havers since the start of The Eden Event!" The screen panned down to reveal a nude red head sucking his cock. She released her mouth from him to speak briefly and aggressively. "Dick Barbaro fights for you to get the money you deserve!" The screen explodes in a fiery display to now show a much more calmer nude couple sitting on a couch and having sex. "Our car was completely totaled by a reckless driver who was too busy getting a blowjob to drive properly." Said the husband. "Dick Barbaro fought for us in court and helped us get back the money we were owed." The wife continued calmly and happily. The two were however interrupted by a second fiery explosion which returned the screen back to Dick. "Call me right now!" He shout as he pointed toward the viewer. A fiery scorch mark, burned across the screen leaving a phone number to call.

The third commercial played to show the New York skyline panning to show the Brooklyn Bridge then stopped to see an athletic nude blonde woman with a ponytail and sweatband over her forehead stretching with some lo-fi music playing. The screen changed to show her full body as she began her morning jog. As she began to move, a voice over narrated. "The world may have changed..." The camera quickly makes multiple jump cuts to show her breasts bouncing as she runs, to her bare feet splashing into rain puddles as she speeds by and then to her face to see her look of determination. "But your workout routine stays the same. GYM is here to make sure it changes as little as possible." The camera shows her wrist which has a highly advanced fit bit like device that tracks her steps, heart rate, calories burned and many other useful applications. The camera changes once again and shows the same woman at a gym lifting weights and sweating, wearing only her device, scrunchie, and sweatband. She looks over to see a fit naked couple save for some sweatbands around the tan woman's ankles getting roughly fucking on some exercise equipment. "Or at least, only change it when you want it to..." The narrator finished. The woman eyed them both up and down and smirked as she walked towards them. The final shot of the commercial hangs on the woman's bare ass as she walks towards the fucking couple to join them in the background as the forefront is taken up by the logo of the device maker, Gym.