Comments on Episode 9

Two of the smaller stories for our penultimate episode, which meant a lot of work. The reason was that I had up to now tried to avoid any tales where the action took place largely in the dark, because visually, even with the sophisticated night vision cameras, it is just not as good. I keep mentioning erotica but this is supposed to be graphic pornography, which means people want to see well lit genitalia.

There was much less of an issue using a baby than a young child. Nobody in their right mind objects to public breastfeeding and the cot was sufficiently deep for the baby, who of course was not really there, to be out of sight. There was much amusement on set when Ed decided to dress as a baby and take a quick suck on Monica, which resulted in her putting him over her knee and spanking him, something which everyone enjoyed. The actual baby belonged to a member of the crew and I wondered if life would ever get better for him than this early shot at fame.

We had to be very careful with the geography of the bedroom to make sure confusion was possible and I decided we definitely needed the aid of a dividing curtain. Following the original Adriano has to take a piss in the corner of the room so when he gets back there is no way he has a clean penis. So when Cecca, another of our added names, sucks his cock she was going to notice. It was a perfect opportunity to hint that she might be into watersports. Some women do piss when they orgasm so we decided with the aid of some special effects to make that happen. Monica had previously been seen to have pissed on Jason during the gardener’s story.

The second tale was always down for Ariana for the simple reason that she looked so bed arching her back, thrusting her tiny butt in the air and wiggling it about. While the actress may have left, I decided to keep it with her character. With the examination of the body, Christina might have been a better choice – “Just let me test those udders again” – but Hayley was closer to my original vision. As for attaching the tail, using your prick is surely a much more fun way than putting in a butt plug with a length of hair, synthetic or otherwise, as you would in your local pony club. If you are questioning the story, remember that the husband and wife were spectacularly gullible, but I think in the original the husband’s eyes were open!

Clearly we could have extended the story by having the wife sleep with her female neighbour in a thought bubble but sadly we did not have time for that wonderful scene, but we did persuade Hayley into anal sex. Ed Shearer must feel like he is coming to work in the candy shop every day. Yes, I enjoyed my work at his age up to a point performing with so many beautiful woman but these are genuine stars. It is like waking up every morning with a catalogue of the world’s hottest women and saying “I’ll have one of those and that one for dessert.”

By this time my mind was mostly on the final episode and perhaps more importantly the after show party. Firstly the servants, Jacqui and I portrayed, would have to engage with the Brigata and we were having fun deciding who we were going to fuck. The party would unfortunately have a lot of broadcasting big wigs and their friends, so unless they planned a bunga bunga party, which I would be very intrigued to attend, it might mean forming some kind of escape plan In other news, I had purchased the mansion we used for the Brigata’s home and Jason had become a co-owner of Dante’s Inferno.