Comments on Episode 4

I am going to be honest: what attracted me to this story was the voyeurism aspect. Actually I could have made a bit more of it but I also knew what would be popular. In the original the crate topples over so there is no real doubt in the minds of the wives that they have an intruder. I thought maybe Ed could observe them from behind the chest but the raised lid view added more drama. Naturally Selena and Ariana were the obvious choices and the pair of them wanking, completely naked, was bound to raise the temperatures of young men (and let us face it, anyone with a pulse) everywhere.

Jason got to play the judge. I was highly tempted to add some transvestism here until I thought of a better ending. Kate has what many in England would call a spankable bottom, and I am not ashamed (as if I could be?) to say I have slapped that sweet derriere on more than one occasion, so naturally my imagination did not have to stretch very far when she was with Jason.

The ending of the tale dovetailed nicely into upping the stakes for the Brigata. Yes, Monica had demonstrated the dildo but this was much more hardcore. This time it was the turn of the German pair to demonstrate so it was just a question of which way around. Eva’s beauty is pure classical ice queen like Grace Kelly whereas Xenia is more like a walking talking sex toy put together in a laboratory like Angelina Jolie. Thinking about, I decided it would look better for the enhanced Valkyrie to be fucking the Aryan ideal.

The ladder stunt was an homage to the classic “Animal House”. There is no way to move a ladder with 2 people on top of it and if it were possible the window would get smashed, nevertheless the laws of comedy override the laws of physics. Like a lot of actors, Jason and Ed were keen to perform the fall themselves but, like a lot of producers, I calculated what it would cost us if a star got injured and responded with a firm “No.”