Comments on Episode 3

This episode featured what is almost the archetypal Decameron tale: unsatisfied wife seeks lover; wife finds lover and lures him in; husband turns up at an unexpected time or place; wife or lover thinks fast and fools husband; affair continues. The unique feature here was the crack requiring the longer-penised gentleman so Elio was the sensible choice.

Whilst the lead role was set for whoever was playing Elisa, I had to rewrite the script in order to give Christina her extra screen time, despite the fact that she was already due for a big role in the next story. It is a sad truth that boys below 20 are obsessed with tits and here we were able to display some of Hollywood’s finest. The maid’s dress was a little racier than you might expect in order to show off her assets and we were able to bare them a couple of times during the story. Of course Da Bitch had revealed those breasts before but I would like to think, never so magnificently.

From the audition I knew Hayley, in her major role of the series, was capable of accommodating any size and the gagging added an extra touch of sexiness to that scene. I was not quite sure how either of the new actors were regarding lesbian scenes so the sucking and pulling at the end was a bit of a test. Selena and Ariana would probably have had a full on scene in similar circumstances.

Things had calmed down between Jacqui and me, but maybe we were drifting apart. To be honest I knew Hollywood was remaking “50 Shades of Grey” and I thought Jacqui would be the perfect director so I was pressing Jason to make a case for her. These shades would be much darker than the tame original. I know Mr Smalls was interested in the role but I am not sure he had the looks. Elio, on the other hand, would be perfect so if it was not going Jason’s way, I asked him to pitch for his fellow Brigata, who was now fluent in English.

I had little prospect of working in Hollywood myself but the idea of attending those Hollywood parties and leaving with a piece of prime A list arse was awfully tempting. Of course the book is rubbish but to have someone that innocent and docile had its attractions. I thought Kara Knight, who played Mary in my Pride and Prejudice and with whom I had a fantastic time in Venice with Kate, would be perfect if she was not already tainted by appearing in one of my productions and if she could act a little better.

It was about time the Brigata were getting naked so Aria started the ball rolling. Soon they would be unashamedly and explicitly masturbating during the stories. One story would get them all naked and another would have them fucking in front of each other.