Comedy Act

John decided to have some random fun. He spotted three women at a nearby table.

"I wish once every three minutes, these women would loudly burb, sneeze, fart, and orgasm in that order in turn - one at a time, but I wish they would stay and finish their meals then order desserts."

"As you wish."

John sipped his drink then the woman with dark hair burped loud enough for the nearby tables to hear, then she sneezed, then loudly farted, then gripped the table as she had an orgasm. The woman in the pony tail was about to ask her friend if she was OK, before she went into her bodily function routine, followed by the other blonde.

The three women were blushing and looking around at the people staring at them. They then dug into their meals, trying to put behind their embarrassment behind them.

Three minutes later, the three went into their routine again. URRR! Ach-ooo! BRAAAPT! "Oh god!"

"What the hell is there problem?" asked Janine.

John just shrugged and took a sip of his drink.