Codename: Despedida - The Hacker

The face of a fashionable female hacker grins back at you. It seems somehow challenging...

Real Name: No official records{if Despedida is Enriqueta = 1}; in Russia, she claimed her real name is Enriqueta, but there's nothing that helps me confirm or deny that claim.{endif}

Age: 23

Nationality: Mexican

Physical traits: Brown-haired, Brown-eyed, Latina

Measurements: No official records{if Despedida's Physical >999}, but personal investigation reveals... Height : 5'6", Bust: 36C, Waist: 26, Hip: 36{endif}

Hobbies: {if@ Goodbye Affinity = 0}Only in game mode!{endif}{if Met Despedida = 0}No official records{endif}{if Met Despedida = 1}Video games/ anime{endif}{if Despedida's Warning = 1}/ trolling{endif}{if Despedida's Hobby > 999}/ streaming{endif}

Trivia: {if@ Goodbye Affinity = 0}Only in game mode!{endif}{if Met Despedida = 0}No official records{endif}{if DEFEAT SHENLONG Tattoo = 1}Has a tattoo referencing Street Fighter II that reads "DEFEAT SHENLONG" in black across the upper part of her rear end.{endif}{if Despedida's Hobby > 999} Despedida customizes her own video game peripherals, like controllers, to create the kinds of tech the big game companies could only dream of. Despite her friendliness, she's a sadist when it comes to competing in fighting games...{endif}{if Co-Op with Despedida > 999}Despedida claims she can even succeed at most co-op games by holding a controller in each hand, but not Helldivers. As it turns out, she's a rather good teacher when she puts her mind to it.{endif}

Kinks: No official records, but off the record...? {if Despedida's Kink > 999}She enjoys recording her sex (but not broadcasting it). Her favorite position is sixty-nine and she refers to sex as "like a co-op game." {endif}{if Despedida Encounter > 999} Her masturbation habits involve custom-made robots and toys, including a mechanical bed and some sort of dildo. It's easy to imagine she has more experience with these robots than humans...{endif}

Weaknesses: {if@ Goodbye Affinity = 0}Only in game mode!{endif}{if Met Despedida = 0}No official records{endif}{if DEFEAT SHENLONG Tattoo = 1}Embarrassed by failure of her own modified tech.{endif}{if Despedida's Kink > 999} When she masturbates, she has her machine hold her down to her bed... That could be something to use.{endif}{if Co-Op with Despedida > 999} She's actually pretty protective of her machines, her gaming rig, and even her merchandise. It may be possible to exploit those attachments.{endif}

Despedida's opinion towards Ciao: {if@ Goodbye Affinity = 0}Only in game mode!{endif}{if Met Despedida = 0}"We got a new Ciao? I wonder if I should bother getting to meet this one? Will he last longer than a match of Nidhogg?{endif}{if Met Despedida = 1}{if Despedida Affinity >= 250}"Being around Ciao is like watching Evo Moment #37; you can't help it, you just get mad horny."{elseif Despedida Affinity >= 200}"He's the kind of guy you'd jump in front of a tower shot for. Yo, that's not a joke!"{elseif Despedida Affinity >= 150}"If Goodbye Girls was a draft pick, he'd be at least my second, maybe my first! He's actually kinda cool, for a guy that looks like 3D polygon James Brosnan!"{elseif Despedida Affinity >= 100}"He's like the guy that goes even kill/**** ratio every game. Still kinda out of his depth, but I respect his hustle."{elseif Despedida Affinity >= 50}"I'm always stoked to meet a CEDIT agent who isn't all the way useless. He's still untested, but I feel like he's a character I'd come back to just cause he's fun to play, like when I tried to play Alex in Street Fighter V before the patches."{elseif Despedida Affinity < 50}"Hmmm... Let's just say I'd probably pick Unbreakable Sub-Zero in MKX before I picked him."{endif}{endif}

Ciao's mission notes: {if@ Goodbye Affinity = 0}Only in game mode!{endif}{if Met Despedida = 0}None at this time{endif}{if Met Despedida = 1}Despedida doesn't seem like the type who'd kill anyone, though she certainly has the means, given her abilities for hacking and sabotage.{endif}{if Despedida's Warning = 1} I was surprised when Despedida warned me to escape instead of taking the handler's assignment. Her certainty that I'll be killed if I stay in the role... is that because she knows how dangerous the enemy is, or because she is one of them? She may act friendly, but I'll have to be careful around her.{endif}{if Au Revoir's Suspicion of Despedida = 1} Au Revoir brings up a good point: it would have been easier for Despedida than anyone to create the Namaste identity and sabotage our mission against the Deliverers. I'll have to watch her closely going forward.{endif}{if Despedida's Suspicion of Au Revoir} She shared with me that she finds Au Revoir suspicious due to her previous Adder affiliation... a sentiment I find hard to argue with. At least on the surface, she seems to be growing more trusting of me.{endif}{if Despedida's Kink > 999}

I have somehow been trapped by Despedida into watching the entire series of the Japanese anime "One Piece." It's over 900 episodes and she even expects me to watch the filler. I will be counting this towards my recordable hours.{endif}{if Despedida's Hidden Past > 999}

I learned that Despedida's history before joining up with CEDIT is a complete mystery. She won't talk about it to anyone. One can't help but speculate that her coming from no background with no credentials and no ties to any of the founding members of the Goodbye Girls, combined with her skill as a hacker, could mean she has some very potent **** material on somebody high up in CEDIT.{endif}{if Operation Sleep Mode > 999}

CEDIT Russia gave her the unique opportunity to scope out Bortnik's technology, while allowing me another chance to see her field work. {if Despedida in CEDIT Russia}She made a fool out of Milaslava's men by effortlessly turning their state-of-the-art combat robot against them and escaping captivity alongside it, treating it like a pet. {endif}Despedida easily defeated Bortnik's robotic security and when Promethia attacked, {if Used Hack-Gun on Promethia = 1}the two of us worked together to disarm the Deliverer. Just when I thought we'd gotten a bit closer, she turned it into another lesson in trust...{endif}{if Despedida Defeated Promethia = 1}Despedida used me as a decoy to prepare her own weaponry. It makes me feel a bit bitter when half of my combat scenarios end with me as little more than a distraction. {endif}{if Bortnik Killed Himself = 1}The mission ended on a sour note as, in a surprising misstep, Despedida's attempt to dig into Bortnik's prosthetics ended with the doctor self-destructing his own cerebral cybernetics. She acted like it was no big deal, but something about that failure stands out... {endif}{if Dr. Bortnik in Russian Custody = 1}Despedida was against handing Bortnik over to the Russians, but she understood my reasoning in the end: none of us could afford to become international criminals in that instance, even if it meant putting off justice against Bortnik.{endif}{endif}{if Despedida's Role > 999}

According to Despedida, Vaarvel is the perpetrator behind all three murders of the previous Goodbye Girls handlers. She even went as far as to propose that Vaarvel is controlling Au Revoir and Tschau somehow to make them help her with the deeds. But why? Is Vaarvel just that sick? And can I even trust what Despedida's saying? She's been so evasive, but I feel like I'm finally cracking through to the other side of her personality... I need just a little more time!{endif}

Sexual engagements: No official records, but off the record...?{if Co-Op with Despedida > 999} Ciao and Despedida engaged in sixty-nine after a particularly heart-pounding session of Helldivers, ending with an (almost) simultaneous orgasm.{endif}{if **** Bed > 999} Despedida got frisky while Tschau was using her **** bed; she ended up topping with Tschau on bottom, while I came inside the ninja.{endif}{if Game Night > 999} Our hacker approached me in the dark after game night and ended up riding me; I ended by finally cumming inside her. Goodbye was there to witness the experience and participate a little.{endif}