Cock-Tribute Standards

"Well, see... Me and some friends are on this Discord Server where we check out chicks and rate them!" Jim started.
"Your disco what?" Gerald was clueless.
"That is something on the internet where we hang out! Our standard there is more like FAP, which means female and pornographic!".
"I see! So how does this work and where do I come into play?" Dad asked.

"On the server, there is a proper rating system for females among a multitude of categories! Usually it works by uploading an image of a girl or woman to be rated...".
"And you want to upload a picture of me as a girl? Son, that is naughty, I gotta say! What else do you do to those chicks?".

Now Jim decided to simply show him.

"Oh. My. Gawd!" Gerald brought out in utter disbelief as he realized that his son and friends were doing some really pervy stuf to those poor girls. "You are nutting on 'em? Son, what else are those girls in for!?".