Clowning around

As you exit the bar through an interior door, you get a glimpse of the sunbathing deck. The pale girl and her lover are now engaged with the two remaining sunbathers. Judgemental pricks, you think, you got it coming with your superior ignorance and frivolity.

Some envy does linger in your mind but this time more towards your brother and sister back there as you watch the man vertically pound a poor girl between two deckchairs while the girl is showering in a geyser of blood sprouting from the neck of the remaining human.

“So, Sam, I have been talking and talking and talking and, yet, you must still be very confused. Let me tell you what I know: my mistress, and your mistress now, the magnificent Mina Harker, has taken over this boat, to sink her scrumptious fangs in the tender flesh of your friend Nicole. We are not to touch her but we needed to give you, your sister Deb and your friend Caroline the Kiss as soon as we could. Now that I caught you, you are all three on our side and the next step is finding Nicole. What does divine Mina want with her? I do not know. But do I care? Not really. You’ll see, our Mistress is generous and beautiful and glorious and ... Am I going too far?”

“Yes, a bit.”

“Good, that’s what I was aiming for. Talking of taking things too seriously, our beloved Mina is an Olympic champion. Not that I do not love her and that every command from her becomes a life rule but... too serious! Anyway, you never answered: boy or girl? That big titted and big dicked option is kind of out of our catalogue at the moment, maybe once all this blows over we can take some vacations in Thailand and see to that we find you your bald one armed Phillipino. In the meantime, what do you fancy?”

“I... I don’t know, girl?”

“You know, I wouldn’t mind for a boy, as I have already mentioned it, I was a bit gayish before all this so...”

“No, a girl is fine, I was not gay before and I want to try something new...”

“Good, good, good, let’s see...”

He stops to think.