Clothing store

In a twist of irony, you're about to go to work at a clothing store totally naked. Of course, there's no way you'll be allowed very far before they kick you out but you can't help but laugh at the idea of working the register wearing nothing but a name tag taped to your boob. You enter the automatic doors, hoping to quickly get escorted out and handed a pink slip. You encounter the shift leader who absolutely hates you. Yes! This is the moment she brings the manager to fire your naked ass.

Instead she just insults you "Oh, look who came in dressed as trashy as she is! About time your outfit matched your value: zero!"

"Very funny", you reply, "just let me talk to Scott."

"Scott's not in. He's away on business. That leaves me in charge.", she states.

"Whatever", you shoot back, "then I guess you're the one that'll be firing me? That's what you've always wanted anyway."

"Nah", she challenges, "I've figured you out. You'd like me to fire you so you can do even less work than usual. No, I think I'll just make you work exactly as you are."

"But I'm naked, you idiot!" you snap back "I can't work like this!"

"And normally I wouldn't have someone work naked" she fires back "but for a trashy bitch like you this is the only uniform that makes sense. Oh, and if you don't work your shift, I'll make you do overnight stock."

Ugh, that's the worst possible punishment for you so you relinquish. It's not like you care that a bunch of coworkers and customers will be seeing you totally bare. That they'll be seeing your ass, tits and pussy all day long.

"Where exactly am I supposed to put my ID card, moron", you throw at your supervisor.

"I dunno, tape it to one of your trashy tits for all I care.", she parries.

You did think of that earlier and thought it would be funny, but now you can't do that because you're determined not to give her the victory. Instead, you tape it onto your belly, right above your pussy. Making customers stare at your vagina should also get some complaints and hopeful get higher ups here quicker to fire your naked ass.