Clothes "Hidden"

This was probably the dumbest idea I ever had, but I wanted to do it for some reason. I got my car key, got my spare key and went to the park. When I got there, I made sure no one was around, and stripped naked.

I took my clothes and "hid" them under a table in the picnic area, which is almost always the most populated section of the park. As for my spare key, I legitimately did hide it behind a toilet in the women's restroom. If someone did steal my clothes, I'd still want to get back in my car so I could go home.

After that, I drive to the other end of the parking lot. It's not completely huge, but it's big enough to be a risk to any streakers, especially with the two other cars I drove past. People were here. A normal walk from the end of the lot to where my clothes and key were was about 5 minutes. But with trying to avoid being seem, probably more like 10 minutes.

I get to the end of the lot, and locked my key in the car. Then immediately regretted it.