Close your eyes for just a second

You close your eyes for just a second; thinking that you're not going to fall asleep. You let your hand rest on Shannon's right side breast as you wait for her to fall asleep. You begin to forget your troubles as you feel completely relaxed. Cuddling with someone before falling asleep is the best...

Suddenly all break loose, you open your eyes and you see a large man standing by the bed. Fuck you've must've fallen asleep, the man is obviously Michael and you think that this must be one of the worst first impressions any guy has ever made on his girlfriend's dad.

"I'm gone for one weekend and you're already sleeping around? After 21 year of marriage you throw it away…Oh god he's only a teen," Michael screams.

You look over at Shannon and she got a really confused look and you can understand her she thought she slept with Michael. She looks down at her crotch and suddenly gets a horrified look. You don't have much time to say anything as Michael grabs you and start yelling curses at you.

"Get out of my room, you fucking baby, she's old enough to be your mother for Christ sakes."

Michael is a big guy and he's in great shape, you barely have time to grab your clothes before he throws you out of the room. You see Stephanie looking out from her room; she must've woken from all the commotion. Michael is coming after you and a hysterical Shannon is trying to explain that she thought she had sex with him and not you, but he's not listening on that ear.

"John," Stephanie says sounding half asleep.

You see how Michael stops moving when he hears who you are. He looks absolutely furious.

"You’re John!?" He screams at you.

"I," is all you mange to say before you get cut off.

"Get out of my house you filthy piece of shit!"

"But daddy I love him," Stephanie shouts at her father, she’s probably not realizing that you just had sex with her mother.

He pays no attention to Stephanie as he forces you down the stairs.

"Daddy stop, what did he do?" you hear Stephanie shouting after her father.

"I should kill you for this, but you're not worth it. If I ever see you anywhere near Stephanie or anyone else in this family you will not live a day to regret it. Now get out of here and stay away from Stephanie, I will find out if you don't,"

This time he doesn't scream, but the low calm voice he's using now is more terrifying than any screaming he did before.

You scramble for the door, happy that your still got all your limbs intact. You continue to hear shouting as the door closes behind you, but your focus is on getting to your car as fast as possible to get away from Michael before he decides he let you off to easy.

You can't believe what a clusterfuck you caused from just a three days relationship. If this is what relationships are like it's probably for the best if you stay single for a while. Still you can't help but chuckle at all the trouble you cause, you know that Derrick would be proud of you. As you get in your car you see that you got a new text message from Stephanie:

"What did you do?" is all it says.