Climb up and try to snatch the bra.

Right, you can´t even attempt to retrieve your bra if you are not on the same level as the monkeys. Physical activity was never your forte, but the sight of your bra and the feeling of the wind dancing around your exposed chest is all the motivation you need to jump to a tree and start climbing it.

The wood under your feet is rough, and bark is uncomfortable to grab, but still, you persevere. Progress is steady as you climb and jump from branch to branch, from tree to tree. You make the mistake of looking down and get hit with a wave of vertigo; you are almost at the monkey’s level now. There is only one way forward to reach the troop; you must brave the abyss below and jump towards a branch to then climb up.

The little critters eye you with curiosity, having stopped their game of catch to see your acrobatic ascent. You arch your back and jump. The other tree is farther away than you expected, and your feet miss it by an inch. You instinctually throw your arms up and manage to catch yourself on the branch like a trapeze artist.

The monkeys seemed impressed by your jump; they howl and click their tongues. Your heart is on your mouth as your feet dangle underneath you. That was close, but you are now out of dange- You hear the branch break; it can´t hold your weight for much longer. “Oh, son of AAAA AAAA…!”

The branch snaps. You bounce of a sturdy palm tree underneath you before landing on a bush. Miraculously, you are fine. The only problem is that the world is upside down …wait, no. You are upside down.

Your head dazed, you wiggle your fingers and toes to prove to yourself that you still have them. Your legs are sticking out of the bush with your buttocks pointing towards the sky. The troop of monkeys appears to be laughing at your misfortune, this time you are sure that their high-pitched howls are mockery. At least they are only animals and not a troop of boy scouts or something like that.

Pulling yourself up, you sigh. That was enough climbing for a day, thank you very much.

Do you relent, or maybe you can think of another way to get the primates to drop your bra?