To My Laptop

You are a 27 year old man. After graduating college you landed a comfy job at a top hedge fund. You were paid very well and decided to save up for a year and try your luck in the stock market. Your hard work and research paid off and you made millions and millions of dollars. After quitting your job and traveling the world, you returned home with two goals in mind: 1. Turn your remaining $15 million into $1 billion dollars and 2. Live out every single one of your sexual fantasies