Cleverly

Alexis drives an RV.

She’s going on hikes, wearing boots, driving RVs Alexis is pretty cool. I wonder what’s up with her before I turned her into a tutu wearing tickle addict. Ah well plenty of time to explore that later.

In a bigger town it might have been hard to determine what station Nicole was taken to, but in this tiny little dump of a desert town, there was only one place it could be.

Gotta say, it’s an intimidating sight.

You ever consider laying siege to a police station? With their guns, and cars, and licenses to kill. I doubt it’d go well. I doubt I’d survive.

So I just walked in.

“Hey, uh…” I looked back to Alexis. “Keep the engine running eh? I gotta pick your nurse up so we can examine you, okay?”

“Oh.” Alexis said dully, her thigh high socks rolling down her chunky thighs. “Okay.”

I duck out of the RV and headed to the station. I’m wearing a hoodie and skirt from Alexis the only things she has that will fit me. Luckily the skirts long, because I didn’t shave my legs.

I pass through the front doors, and make it to the reception desk where a tenured older woman was manning the desk. “Can I help you?” She asked dutifully but without the enthusiasm I’d come to expect from civil servants.

I decide to just skip over the flimsy lie section of our program, and just skip to the super powers. I give her a quick puff of the green stuff and watch as she coughs and go blanks. “Mildred, I don’t know if that’s your name, but you look like a Mildred, and you feel connected with the name on a spiritual level.”

Mildred nodded. “I’m such a Mildred.”

“Yes you are and the thing about women named Mildred is that they help me find pretty young nurses that have been detained.”

“Yeah.” She nods quietly,

“Her name’s Nicole. Blonde hair, blue scrubs.”

Mildred nodded a little more clearly now. “She must be the girl the feds are holding. Sorry but they’re not letting any of us near her. There’s a transport on the way to pick her up.”

Transport? Feds? Guard?

“Is the guard there now?”

“Oh yeah she’s been posted there since I came in.”

That gave me an idea.

“Mildred let me come around there for a moment. She buzzes me in and in the next moment I’m breathing some more green gas into her face. Then I clean my throat, and tell her to pinch her nose. Next I lean forward and kiss the old broad brightening her life I’m sure. Then exhale pink gas into her mouth causing a round of helpless giggles to erupt from her, until she unplugs her nose and sprawls about her chair in hysterics.

“No!” I chide. “Bad Mildred. You’ve got to hold that all in.”

“But it feels so good!” She giggles.

“Mildred,” I growl. This is important. “Do it, or else I’m going to have to name you something different. Like Fizzycunt or Toilettaint.”

She gasps, quickly sobering up from her giggle fest. “Don’t I’m Mildlred! I’m such a Mildred, I’d make an awful Fizzycunt!”

“Then keep it all in this time!” I say repeating the process. This time filling her lungs with pink gas’s. She dramatically plugs her nose, and I help her onto ackward feet. Her eyes already growing dull and loose in their sockets. “Now blow all of that in the guard’s face!” I tell her, giving the woman a spank on the ass.

The giggling gas bag goes tumbling down the station’s hall, cock eyed and pigeon toed careening wall to wall as her body begs her to let loose and guffaw until her throat is sore.

I hear giggling from down the hall and know my guided giggle rocket has found her target. I run around the corner to see Mildred collapsed on a woman in a suit laughing her head off as the red head beneath her giggles too, weakly trying to push the older woman off of her.

“Hehehe get off of mehehehe!” What a lovely laugh!

I barrel down the hall to my target. She notices me and gasps reaching for something. I think it’s a gun! Panic rushes through me and I puff out a cloud of anything. A dark blue smoke streams out of my mouth and both women flop over.

Dead.

No wait, they’re snoring now.

Sleeping gas, cool!

I check the door locked.

Damn.

Who has the key?

“Um Mildred?” I shake my snoring accomplice but she’s out cold.

“What’s going on?” Two cops approach looking as open to conversation as you would expect. At least their weapons aren’t drawn but my heart is still racing from the agent.

Oh!

Maybe she has a key!

I try to find the place in my throat that blue smoke came from, but a burst a green emerges instead and the two men get a dopey pleased look.

“Do you have the key?” I ask

“Oh sure.” One approaches and slides a card across its reader and the lock disengages.

“You’ve been a big help to your country today.” I tell them seriously. “Now go to the bathroom and compare dick sizes.”

“What?” Oh that was too far?

I hit them with another puff. “Loser must wear silk panties.”

“Aww.”

“Sorry I don’t make the rules” (I make the rules.)

They slunk off to whip their dicks out and I threw the door open expecting a badly beaten Nicole to await me chained to the wall but she was sat at a table with chips and a coca-cola. “Oh hey!” She chirped, not tortured but looking pretty haggard from her day.

I’d put her through a lot and now felt kind of bad for it.

I wonder if there’s anyone behind that one way glass.

“Hey, um Nicole I’m here to take you home.”

Nicole hesitated and looked around. “I dunno if I should. They said you made me sick somehow and that they needed to take me to a lab to fix me, I think.”

To dissect her more like it.

“I’ll cure you!” I tell her. “I’m an expert in medicine remember? Now come on Alexis is waiting for us.”

Nicole scrunched up her cute face. “The heatstroke lady? Why would she…”

“Because we have to examine her, remember?”

“That doesn’t make any… I’m off my shift and… I think you should go.” WOW these government goons really did a number on her huh? “Things have been really weird since I met you. I pissed myself, fucked a patient and I can’t stop thinking about feet!” I can’t believe they turned her against me.

Oh well.

Green Smoke!

“Nicole I can’t have you betraying your hypocritical oath!” Do nurses take that? “There’s a Latina with a fat ass in an RV, and she needs you! Now let’s go!”

She growled in frustration. “Fine but if things get weird again I’m leaving!”

She got up to follow me to the door.

I spin around and there waiting for me is a gun. Yeah. More of that cold, woozy panic from earlier. The red head was back up. “Have a seat.” She said sternly. My eyes flashed to the floor behind her and Mildred was still out cold, along with the redhead?

Oh!

Twins, nice.

“This is a medical emergency.” Nicole explained from behind me. “I need to examine this totally sexy Latina chick to make sure she doesn’t get heatstroke."

“Another victim?” The agent shot me a look.

“They’re called patients.” I croaked, trying to calm my throat. I didn’t want to knock this one out.

“Well Doctor.” She gestured to the table. “Your shift is over.” Here goes.

I calmed my throat and let a breath out of my nose. Thankfully, yes! a green cloud comes pouring out my nose. She coughs and chokes on it for a moment.t "What is this?"

"Don't worry about it." I say to her with a smile. "But we should get out of here."

"I don't think so." She said slowly, gesturing back into the room for me to have a seat. "I'm suppose to keep her here, and you're a wanted man."

I puff at her some more, and coughs and fans it away. "You want me? Well that's very flattering, but kind of inappropriate."

She blushed. "I don't want you, the government does." She was listing a little now. "Why aren't you sitting down?"

I smile and get a little closer to her, despite that scary ass gun. My green smoke wrapped around her. "I told you me, and Nicole have to go. If you want to arrest us for the government you better come with us."

Instead of coughing now, she slowly breath in my smoke. Her arm went limp and dropped to her side. "No... you gotta do what I say."

"No I don't." I said brushing her hand long her chin.

She then whispered as I held her chin. "Why won't you just sit down?"

"Because I'm leaving." I told her. I nodded for Nicole to squeeze past her. "Now you've got a choice. You can either sit down in that room and start masturbating until your cop friends find you. Or you can do your job, and come with me and Nicole. Keep an eye on the perps, ya know?"

She swallows hard, but with a confused pout steps out of my way, and as I run out of the station with Nicole, she's right on our heels.