Claim the previous email was a mistake

Pete,

Sorry for the delay. It is the start of term here and I’ve been very busy.

As for the Snetterton Collection, I was mistaken. I got confused. I initially didn’t recognise them and assumed they were part of the Snetterton Collection. I remember now they were gifts from Samantha from her digs. Sorry if I caused you any trouble.

Thanks for helping me get this job. I hope term is going well for you.

John

To you the email feels fraudulent, unbelievable. Pete will see through the deception straight away. But you can’t hand back the Snetterton Collection, even those parts you don’t yet know about. No, nothing back. There’s so much potential in them.

Anyway, you can’t return the bands. You don’t know how to get them off, even if you wanted to remove them. And you don’t want to remove them. They’ve turned you into a sex god. Imagine what the other items in the box could do.

Once finished, you quickly send the email. Before regrets make you delete it. Or modify it.