Cici does the whining teenager bit

“Mom, please, I don’t want everyone to see me naked, this isn’t fair,” I say, practically whimpering. I sound like a little kid.

“Darling, you’re going to school butt naked, and I will be coming with you in the morning.”

Jesus what’s more embarrassing, being naked at school or your mom coming to classes with you.

I can’t help but to just cry. My mother just pats my head as she walks away from me. I can’t believe this is my life right now. God, please tell me this was just a cruel joke and that tomorrow morning I’ll just get to carry on as usual, fully clothed, and I promise I’ll start getting it together.