Christmas

Ah, the one time of year where you get to wear crappy sweaters, drink hot cocoa, and exchange gifts.

But for Chris Holiday, he was going to get a very special gift...

A) Mistle-hoe: when a male kisses a female under it and gropes their ass or boobs, the female becomes the males sex ****. If used at Christmastime, the effects are permanent, but any other time of year, the effect only lasts 24 hours.

B) Slut-deer antlers: when a male puts it on female, her boobs grow 4 cups sizes, she gets little deer tails, and becomes the males sex ****. If a woman puts on the antlers herself, she will become the sex **** of the first man she sees.

C) Candy Cane Cock A candy cane that has what looks like the tip of a cock on the end of the hook. when a male licks the tip, it collects the DNA from the saliva. Then whenever a female touches it with her tongue, she'll start to feel hot, and the more she licks and sucks it, the hotter she'll get for the male that licked it until she can't take it anymore and, well you should be able to figure it out

D) Naughty Elf- A sexy blonde elf, exiled from the North Pole by Santa for being too slutty. Only emerges during Christmas to a sexually repressed protagonist (how convenient!) and becomes the man's sex ****. She functions similar to a genie, able to grant wishes.

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