Stocking Stuffer

Chris looked at his step-mother and step-sisters' fancy stockings.

Carol had bought them in Germany on one of her trips. Chris had a simple red stocking with fake white fur trim.

Chris went to leave the house to take a walk in the brisk air, and when he opened the door, he saw a small package with his name on it. It was wrapped in gold paper. He looked around and saw nothing. He picked up the package and opened it. There was a jar of what looked like gold dust and a letter:

Chris, this is your present for being on the Nice List. If you sprinkle this dust on something and put it in someone's stocking on Christmas eve, the next morning the person will become obsessed with that object. It even works on photos of the thing you want them to obsess over.

Chris looked at the jar. It had about 10 ounces of the gold dust substance. He decided to give it a try. He thought of three different objects to put in the three fancy stockings. He had two more shopping days. He decided on...

A) A photo of his dick, a dildo, and a photo of semen

B) An anal plug, a dildo, and a photo of his cock

C) a photo of a man's anus, a woman's pussy, and crowd of naked men

D) three photos of his cock

E) Something else