Chrissie

Then the bell sounded, and suddenly lights and horns were going off. Naked and covered head-to-toe with baby oil, Tonya, Laura and I looked over at the rope. Chrissie stood there, naked and smirking, her fingers still gripping the bell pull.

Shit. Chrissie had won again.

Several beefcakes helped Chrissie out of the pool while the crowd went berserk with applause. They began to towel her off as Biff stepped up, thousand-watt smile in place.

"Congratulations, Christine!" he said. "Two events, two victories! What's your secret?"

Chrissie displayed a beatific smile. "Well, Biff, I just kept plugging away at it. I just knew that I wasn't going to quit, no matter what!"

"Well, Chrissie, you've won the right to watch your opponents go through the second level of Bimbomania bimbification! Paul, tell the girls and the audience what to expect!"