Chris gives you notecards and you run into Salma

Chris holds up a set of notecards as you run. "I liked Juliet's idea to swap her notecards, so I grabbed them from her the others went nuts. You think you can get to her dressing room and swap them out before her speech?"

"I guess," you say. "I don't know how I'm supposed to get there with Angel chasing us!"

"I'll distract her while you run!" Chris says.

She drags you into a nearby stairwell and shoves the cards in your hands. "See you in the audience, Sam! Don't let us down!"

With a quick kiss and a shove, she sends you up the stairs towards the auditorium. You hear the door slam open as you ascend out of view. Chris' voice echoes from below. "Hey, Angel! Heard your team won't be making the Stanley Cup this year. Maybe they should go back to figure skating!"

You briefly hear the rev of a chainsaw. You know that Angel would never hurt any of your girlfriends in a million years, but you also know how much of a sports fan she is. You wonder why Chris would ever think insulting her favorite team was a could idea. Angel must be extremely pissed if she's using the chainsaw on Chris' clothes instead of her knives.

You exit on the top floor and check for anyone in the halls. No one is standing outside the dressing room area, making you breathe a sigh of relief. You don't feel like you can trust anyone right now. Many of your girlfriends can easily be swept up whenever things get crazy. You have no idea how many of them are onboard with Tee'N'Ay and Angel's stripping spree. Clutching the notecards, you make a run for the dressing rooms and towards the women's, where you hope to find Salma.

As you open the door, Salma suddenly bursts out and nearly runs into you. She stares at you with an open mouth. "Sam?! What are you doing here? This is the women's room! And what's all that screaming?"

You stumble with your words. Part of you is hesitant to give her the notecards. As much as you want her off your back, you wonder if the girls' plan is a little too much.