Chowder

While you do have a great deal of food here in your dungeon…

Your minions are not exactly… The greatest cooks in the world.

“Well yes, that is the unfortunate nature of chowder. However, he is not really a threat to anything except this world food supply.” You tell Vexus who can only groan in disgust as she watches the little cat-bear-rabbit gorged himself on food.

“Ugh! Where does it all go!” Vexus groans in absolute disgust at the atrocious eating habits of Chowder.

“It’s probably for best you don’t think about that. Anyway, this world is mainly undefended it has a rudimentary police **** for each city-state, but there is no real organized army. Even then many of the inhabitants of this world are rather… Dumb.” You state as you pull up an image of the many different citizens that live within the massive supercontinent known as marzipan.

Vexus can only raise a single brow as she watched some of these citizens go about their everyday business.

“You weren’t kidding… I’ve heard of reckless and stupid, but these… Creatures reach a whole new level of stupidity.” Vexus snidely comments as she watches some of the more… silly members of society go about their daily business.

“Oh trust me Vexus if you think they are dumb you have not seen some of the other worlds that we could’ve invaded. Anyway, like I said this world has one massive supercontinent, this supercontinent is held up by an Atlas-like deity known as Hunk.” You immediately pull up an image of said God who was green skin, had pink hair, and a pink mustache. He stands underneath the world holding up dressed in nothing but a loincloth.

Vexus’s eyes widened at the sight of the Atlas-like God as she stares at the musclebound Titan in shock.

“Are you meaning to tell me that the entirety of that world is being held up by a-“

“-Godlike entity. Yes. However, hunk is holding up the astral plane of existence for this world and as such does not directly interact with it often. The only times he ever does is to seek out food and sustenance. This often comes in the form of his favorite snack Burple Nurples. However, despite being a Titan like entity. Hunk is mainly harmless and would not interfere if we got involved in this world.” You immediately begin to pull up images of this world’s largest city-state. This city-state is known as marzipan city as it was named after the mega-continent itself.

“With the main overview of this world out of the way, I believe it’s best if we discussed the actual importance of this world.” You explain to Vexus who could only give the world a look of disregard.

“And what could that be? Everything that we have seen so far, has me doubt that anything on this world has any value at all.” Vexus comments as she fails to see the value in this world. Immediately you begin to pull up images of this world foods and delicacies as well as their many different ingredients.

“Ahh… That’s where you’re wrong Vexus, you see this world is full of many different types of plants, animals, and spices. Because of this reason this world has a massive potential to be an alchemist’s dream in the sheer amount of possible ingredients that could be used in potion making. As well as being an excellent source of food for our growing army. You see this world constantly produces massive amounts of food daily. More than this world would ever need on its own. This food could be used as a bargaining chip in the future if we decide to conquer a world that is… Less fortunate.” You elaborate to the former queen whose eyes light up at the prospect of gaining a powerful bargaining chip as well as possible new avenues of power.

“Hmm… Continue.” Vexus grins a little at the thought of the possible gain.

“Like I said we could use the excess food produced why this world to feed not only our army but also give other worlds that are suffering from starvation and severe drought. Some… Incentives on joining us and our empire. However, the thing is many of these foods are extremely dangerous if not properly handled by a trained expert.” You explain as you begin to pull up many different images of possible cooks that you could hire full-time to aid you.

“In response, we are going to need to hire a cook that will not only help us in researching the many different ingredients of this world but also to serve us here at the dungeon.” You finish as Vexus rubs what would be her chin in thought as she begins to examine the many possible candidates.

“Hmm… True enough. If we are to conquer this world and harvest its resources to its maximum potential we will need a native who understands the capabilities of this world. If we must hire a chef then we must only accept the best. Nothing will be acceptable besides the best.” Vexus announces.

With that said its time the two of you begin to scan over the possible choices and chefs.

That leaves only the single question…