Choosing women is such sweet sorrow.

The Captain rubbed her hands in glee at opening another person’s mail.

“Who’s our first lucky contestant...? Oh, of all the…!”

I’ve taken quite a fondness to you already, Sasha.
Dearest Miki was bright to bring you along. I hope you agree, now that you’ve gotten a chance to start exploring my lovely village. A lot of young maidens are still waiting to meet you, but we’re arranging things carefully. One batch of cute girls at a time.
Finish what’s on your plate, and mommy will lay out more lovely treats~
Strictly speaking, I’m not supposed to be in the program. Something about a ‘conflict of interest’? Ah well. I’ve never learned what that is, and I’m not about to start~~!
So if you want to pursue the beautiful, mysterious heiress whose family has protected this village for fifty generations, in spite of risks this may pose to your health and safety, then meet me at my family’s compound at the top of the hill.
I wasn’t planning on having kids yet, but needs must. Family obligation, you know.
Not to mention, you’ve lit a fire in me like I’ve rarely felt before~
Mai

“That girl…”

The Captain crumpled up this note, and tossed it right into the roaring fireplace. It uncrumpled as it burned, releasing a heavy, cloying scent of perfume.

“Don’t pay any mind to her jokes, Sasha. If you get swept up in her pace, it’ll never end. Next thing you know, you’ll be meeting the old geezers and matriarchs who really run the village in that cult compound… Who’s next? Oh, KK! Look at all the fancy writing, this is on like some kind of ancient scroll thing...”

Noble sir,
Thank you for coming to our village to help us, and for taking the time to read my proposal. I realize how unusual this request must seem, given as I am a happily married woman. However, in this village, things are perhaps different than what you are used to. In any case, sad necessity and cruel fate compels me to reach out to you. My honorable husband treats me with nothing but respect, aside from the endless pranks. He is not one bit diminished by his condition, full of energy and life, and beloved in the community. A man equal to any other in this world…
In every respect but one.
His disability prevents him from giving me children, and carrying on our family line. In case you are concerned, know that I am composing this letter with his full knowledge and consent. In fact, he is watching me write this, and teasing me for my perhaps too formal approach. Yet, this is my way of showing respect and deference towards two powerful, kind men.
Though I would never consider myself a prideful woman, I am confident of this much: I promise that if you choose me, then I will bear you many strong children.
I know you will be busy with your appointed duties. Your children will become our children, and be loved and accepted into the Kasugai family without reservation. They will be cared for by a loving mother and father, they will grow up learning our family’s millennia-old trade; trade itself. Their successful and prosperous lives will be assured, as will the prosperity of all your children.
You will have full access to them whenever you wish, you will be their father, and so will my beloved husband. If this arrangement is agreeable to you, please feel free to call upon me anytime outside of shop hours.
I will await your response at our humble home, and I have enclosed an annotated map for you in case you require it.
Whatever your decision is, you are welcome in Lilisburgh, and we will be honored to continue being your farm’s primary trading partner at favorable rates, as we were once before in the time of Miki Kurosawa’s grandfather.
Thank you for your consideration,
Kasumi Kasugai
**P.S. No joke, man, you’d be helping this family out more than I can put into words if you’d come and fuck the living daylights out of my wife. Don’t stop until she’s got a nice, full belly, and we’ll make it worth your while. - HK
**P.S.S. And no, I don’t intend to watch! I don’t know why she wants me to put that down explicitly. For how mature she acts, KK can be such a kid somet

The words trailed off into a smeared ink line at the bottom of the page, as if a man who’d been writing it had been ambushed mid-sentence by his wife.

Just for instance.

Sasha and the Captain shared a knowing grin.

“Their special ability is being good, functioning normal people,” She opined. “Much unlike, uh, us! Or contestant number one. I think it would be great for you to get to know both of them, they're good friends… and KK could really use a dicking. Like, a proper one. The two of them get creative, but sometimes a woman just needs to get filled up by the real deal.”

Speaking of...

I guess you aren’t some deranged intruder, sorry for the mix-up.
I think I told you this, but we get one every season.
All of that lot winds up between my thighs just long enough to learn some respect.
Those guys don’t complain, though. No, they always love it, because males are degenerates. If you were at least a stamen, I might be able to overlook this.
But nope! Miki had to bring home a boy.
Don’t go thinking this village is your personal harem now or anything. As long as I’m around, I’ll protect the girls, even if it means absorbing all your lusts. Come to me anytime you’re feeling pent up, I’ll wring it all out. Of course, despite what I told the doc, I’d never let you cum inside, but boys don’t care where they let it out. You’re just rutting beasts, and I’ll let you use my body anytime. So don’t go to the other girls, alright? Just come to me. I’m always on guard at the entrance to the village on the main road.
The Law

She really was among the most girlish ones in the whole village, despite that obscene, developed body she loved to display with her flame-decal bikini.

Sasha had to admit, the gap was obscenely cute.

“Lily is either a hardcore man-hater, or she’s playing hard to get on a level rarely seen outside of kitsune theater.” The Captain sighed. “I honestly couldn’t tell you which. I’ve never been able to read her, but it was always more of a ‘is there anything to read’ situation. She’s great with girls, but maybe she just needs more experience with men? You’re man enough to spare.”

Next up, paper traced with long, elegant cursive script. Almost too elegant; the flowery curves were difficult to follow. The message itself, though, was written with trademark frank openness.

The cancerous stench of cigarette smoke was just as much of her trademark.

Hey.
Sorry for ditching you at the restaurant, there’s just some people I can’t stand. Given the size of our community, that’s led to me being a little standoffish. Silvia makes a great pastry, but good lord, that girl. I’m sure you’ve learned.
Giving you a chance to see who’s in the first wave of the program for yourself was one of Mai’s better ideas. Choice without knowledge is pointless.
I know Miki won’t give you ‘orders’ about something like this, so it really is up to you. Regardless of what they did to you in those labs, or what you got up to during the war, all that shit’s over now. It’s your life, so make a choice, big man.
Just remember the cardinal rule of freedom; responsibility. Once you make your bed, lie in it without complaint. Accept the consequences of your actions. That’s life; adversity. Stand it like a man, give some back, and leave babies to keep it going.
About that. You’re right, I’m one of the choices. I won’t bore you with a sales pitch, I’m certain the other girls will handle that. I just think the two of us could get along, and I don’t have long left if I’m going to have a kid and live to see her an adult. So hurry up. I’ve got a little cabin on the lakefront east, far from town.
Walk’s a bitch, but I think we both appreciate the value of a little solitude.
Nobody will be around to interrupt us, so you can breed me to your heart’s content.
Oops, I made a sales pitch anyhow. Oh well, nobody’s perfect.
I promise you won’t escape,
Linda Pelletier

“Intense…” The Captain shivered. “Doc is always intense. Whether she’s locked on a target, or she’s in resting-bitch status. Like, she’s intense about relaxing. She fishes on the lake like the world’s gonna explode. Much less in bed. Living and loving… If you go for her, just be ready. You’ll know why they name storms after people.”

That sounded a little like personal experience, but Sasha wasn’t one to pry.

“... And now, our final bachelorette… she’s trouble of a whole different variety.”

Sasha,
As I write this, your seed is still right where it belongs, deep between my breasts. I’ll wash it off, eventually, but it’s a nice memento. Sorry if you’re disgusted, but I’m a lewd woman through and through. At least I admit it, unlike the catgirls who try to ‘act decent’ like the elders tell us. Life’s too short for any of that, I believe in getting straight to the point.
I cannot wait to get your dick inside me!
You’re going to rip me apart with that thing, and I’m here for it.
That play in the bakery was just an appetizer. The first hit’s always free, you know? Pick me, and not only will I have your kids, but we’ll have a lot of fun in the process. I promise, I’ve got more in store than just wringing out your cum with my huge titties.
Though that is definitely going to keep happening if you visit my home, downtown at 17 Gendotsuki Lane.
Much love,
Silvi <3

“Lewd. Lewd lewd lewd!” The Captain machine-gunned as she whapped the paper, perhaps attempting to cast some kind of voodoo curse and hurt the writer. “... In spite of that, she’s still probably a safer bet than some of the other boob monsters. What you see is what you get.”

Rabbits and cats could see eye to eye on many things.

“Look, Sasha. These are just, like. I don’t want to…” The Captain ruffled her pink hair in discontent. “When it comes to the program, I actually do have an order for you.”

White ears perked up.

“Take the Black ****’s advice seriously. Making a kid with somebody should always be the product of both your feelings combining. Along with, uh, other things. Make your choice, do your best, and be sure nobody ends up with regrets.”

Not the easiest order in the world, but Sasha was nothing if not a professional.

So. What do I actually want?