Chin ups with Gwyneth

This is a very selfish choice by Gwyneth. For this exercise, the trainee has to lift himself up using the bar and aim to lick the pussy of the trainer who sits on a specially designed stool at the top. She climbs up and assumes the position. You grab the bar to start pulling yourself up but she puts a foot on your shoulder.

"Drop the pants."

You pull off your baggy gym shorts, exposing your bare cock (given you basically come here to fuck, why wear underwear?). You look up. She gives the tiniest nod. You raise yourself up and manage to give her pussy a quick lick.

"Again. Thirty licks, and I will only count proper ones."

You lift yourself up and get enough height to glide your tongue along her folds.

"One."

You pull up again, drawing on the biceps you've honed in this gym (and others) over the years. Your tongue slides along her slit.

"Two."

You pull yourself up again. You bump into her leg and miss her pussy.

"Doesn't count."

You exhale in frustration. It's not too late. You can cancel this appointment and leave this bitch high and dry, go find another trainer. Or you can push through and not walk away until your dick has been deep inside Gwyneth Paltrow, a feat no-one will ever be able to take away from you.