Chelsea Springs Up

"OW!" I said, though I was still laughing. "Stop kicking me!"

"You perv!" She said, ignoring my request. "Such a creep!"

"Ha ha ha, come on, I was just trying to help!" I said, batting away her kicks. Luckily her inebriation, combined with her awkward pose slumped on the couch with a cushion to her naked body, and her inebriation, made her kicks nothing more than wild flailing.

"You just wanted to see me naked!" Chelsea accused. "Well fine!"

She sprang to her feet, standing in the living room with the pillow pressed to her naked torso. I was now totally baffled... but not in any way displeased!

"You want to see me naked so bad?" She said, staggering up to her full height. "Alright then- here you go!"