Chelsea's in control.

Blake awkwardly let Chelsea into his apartment. She walked in as though she'd been there a thousand times and casually threw her purse onto his couch. She started for his bedroom, then turned around when she realized he wasn't following her.

"Oh right, this is your first time, huh?"

He misunderstood her. "No, no, I'm not a virgin. I mean-"

"No," she cut him off abruptly. "I mean it's your first time with me. Which means it's my last time with you. I guess you're about to meet me for the first time and I'll finally be fucking free of you."

He frowned. "Look, lady, if you don't wanna do this-"

She rolled her eyes and sat down on his couch. To his surprise, she began to casually unbutton her shirt. "It doesn't matter if I wanna do this, it's already done. Here, does this help?"

She removed removed her shirt to reveal her braless breasts. Blake gawked soundlessly at them and she chuckled ruefully. "I forgot that you aren't used to them yet. You know, you never stop loving them." As if to underscore her point, she reached up and tweaked her left nipple, causing it to stiffen.

He reddened and did his best to hide his erection. "I, uh... yes, they're very good."

"Jesus, dude, unclench! I know they're good. They're amazing! You know, I think I used to be an actress or a model or something before this happened to me. I have these vague memories of red carpets and film sets. All that's gone now, of course."

With immense willpower, Blake made eye contact. "What do you mean you used to be? How did this happen to you?"

"I forgot that you don't know," she sighed. "You did this to me. You came up with some... magic thing and did it to me. I think I was your favorite celebrity and you were this squirrelly little dork and you- you did something to me. Now my whole life is backwards and everything's wrong and upside down and I've spent my whole life being your fucktoy."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Blake was completely bewildered. "I don't - look, why are you insulting me? I haven't done any of that stuff to you! I don't even know you!"

Chelsea stood to approach him, her bare breasts swaying alluringly. "But I know you, Blake. Think of this - of me - as a gift from your future self to your current self. I'm about to be rid of you, thank God, but your time with me is just getting started. Now, let's get it started. The sooner we have sex the sooner I'll never have to do it again."

She shoved him back onto the couch roughly and began to work his zipper. Blake was too overwhelmed to do anything, so he just sat in a daze and let her. When she pulled down his pants and boxers, his member sprung forward like a coiled python, ready for action. She rolled her eyes at that.

"Christ, I can't believe this is the last time I'm looking this thing in the eye. Ok, close your eyes."

He did as she told. He grunted as he felt her lower herself onto him. The friction was intensely painful but it barely registered. I'm in shock, he realized. Then her immaculate breasts were in his face and the friction was turning from painful to pleasurable as she slowly pumped her body up and down on his. Her pussy became wet and as he felt that old familiar sensation of sliding in and out of her, he sucked in breath and tensed his abs.

Suddenly he felt a strike on his face and his head bent sideways. His eyes shot open as he registered what had happened. "You... you fucking hit me!" he cried, out of breath from exertion.

She laughed cruelly. "I thought I'd give you a parting gift." She put her hands on his shoulders and dug her nails in, giving him deep gouges. The pain was nothing compared to the pleasure of her warm interior and he felt himself building to climax. Just as he thought he would burst, she lifted herself off of him and stepped back.

"Wait, what the fuck?" he asked. "I wasn't there yet!"

She smirked. "Welcome to my world, asshole. You don't deserve this yet, but you will. Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to blast your nasty baby batter into me. I just wanted to see the look on your face when I blueballed you. Now I'm gonna go shower."

In spite of it all, he couldn't help but stare at her round, magnificent ass as she sauntered into his bathroom.