Check yourself out - pinup

You gingerly shake your langueur off and get off the soft mattress. The lavender bedsheets don’t look like a typical male’s choice. You check the room and notice the bedside pictures. A sculptural brunette and and a hunk of a guy, in formal attire, in swimsuits, in sporting attire, in a Christmas sweater… rather ridiculous, really (what’s that fuzzy feeling? Come on! This is NOT your real life! Stop that!)… and… a wedding dress. A superb wedding dress. And the wall had a large mirror that reflects the same beautiful woman on all these photos.

You look like a centerfold pinup. You’re perfect. Late twenties, toned and sexy. And very naked, with a drop of drying cum on your lower lip.