Check your phone to see if the app has anything new to say

You reach for your phone on the coffee table, still catching your breath from your passionate encounter with David. The screen glows pink as you unlock it, the Perfect Girlfriend App automatically opening with a cheerful chime.

Becky's animated avatar appears, bouncing excitedly on the screen. She's wearing a tiny pink bikini top that barely contains her exaggerated curves, her blonde pigtails bobbing as she claps her hands.

"OMG, look at you, you naughty thing!" she squeals, her voice dripping with playful approval. "Getting all hot and heavy on the couch? That's, like, totally what I'm talking about!"

She twirls and a progress bar appears beside her, showing your Roomie Romance task at 50% completion.

"You're halfway through your Roomie Romance challenge, babe!" Becky continues, tossing her blonde hair over her shoulder. "David is, like, totally into you now. Keep him wrapped around your little finger and those Babe Bucks are as good as yours!"

She taps the screen with a perfectly manicured nail, and a counter appears showing "Daily Orgasm: 1/2 completed."

"Don't forget," she winks conspiratorially, "you still need one more orgasm today, or things might get, like, super distracting for you tomorrow."

David sits up beside you, his hand lazily tracing patterns on your bare thigh. "Who are you talking to?" he asks, peering at your phone.

You quickly turn the screen away, remembering that to him, it just looks like your Instagram feed. "Just, like, scrolling through my feed," you reply, your valley-girl cadence coming naturally now.

When you look back at the screen, Becky has a new notification bubble floating next to her.

"Ooh, I almost forgot!" she giggles. "You've unlocked a new feature! Now that you're getting cozy with your roomie, how about we add a little more fun? Check out the Bonus Bucks Selfie feature! Take a sexy pic with your location services on, and you'll earn 15 Babe Bucks per snap. The more public the place, the higher the bonus!"

A small map icon appears in the corner of the app, pulsing enticingly.

"Just a little something to help you save up faster," Becky adds with a wink. "5,000 Bucks for that Purity Pill is a lot, but a girl's gotta have goals, right?"

David's hand slides higher on your thigh. "You look so hot right now," he murmurs, clearly ready for round two. "What do you say we move this to the bedroom?"

You glance between David's hungry expression and Becky's encouraging grin on your phone screen. The app hostess gives you a thumbs up before the screen dims to show just your stats and the task progress.