Check out the weird stall

In the alleyway between two buildings rest a mysterious little stall. Well, to say it´s a stall it´s generous, the wares are displayed on a carpet on the ground. Sitting cross-legged on the rug, it´s a lanky, woman with flowing gold hair.

She is wearing ragged jeans, a colorful open jacket, some bracelets, and flowers on her hair. She is barefoot and not wearing a bra, you can see her sideboob peeking out from the sides of her jacket. She has a pair of dark spectacles on her long face, but you can still tell that she is looking at you expectantly.

In front of such an esoteric woman, even you don´t feel so out of place. Had both of you been on a stage, she would stand out more than you, even in your current attire. This situation puts you somewhat more at ease for the moment.

{if Scam < 1} “Welcome, my kindred, to my store of magical and magnificent miscellaneous! Can I interest you in a charm to ward against evil, a necklace to make any boy fall in love with you? What about this crystal that will bring you good luck?”

There are indeed such arcane items on sale, but you never put much stock in that nonsense. Among the other wares, there is a bunch of fruit locked on a zip lock bag labeled “Monkey Food”, a bottle of itching powder, and a jar with termites…

“Why do you have monkey food and termites?”

“Why wouldn’t I have that? Are you interested in any of my goods?”

You shrug. “Maybe, how much for the…”

“Shhhhhh,” the woman stands up just to put a finger over your lips. “Money is an evil societal construct that has no value to me. I work on barter. You give me something you value, and I´ll part away from one of my treasures.{if Ropa <1} ...But I can see that you are a bit short on material possessions. Your ascetic lifestyle is an inspiration for us all, sister.”

“T-thanks? But I´m not really-”

“If you want one of my wares, you´ll have to run a little errand for me.”

{else if Ropa > 1} "I think one of your garments will do nicely as an exchange.”

“W-what? You want my clothes? But I´m not wearing anything underneath them!”

“So? Don´t let the man tell you what you should and shouldn’t wear.” The woman opens her arms as if to hug the sun, her brown nipples come out to say hello. “Your body is beautiful, there is nothing to be ashamed of.”

“Easy for you to say. Do you accept IOUs?”

“No.”

Well, you could give the woman some of your hard-earned clothing and go back to running around and flaunting your privates. Is it a worthy trade? Do you accept?{endif}{endif}

{if Scam > 0} “Ah, you are back. Is there something else that caught your eye? You know how to get it.”

{if Ropa = 0} “...But you don’t have the means to pay for it. If you want, I can make another trade with you. Run an errand, and I´ll give you an item.”{endif}{endif}