Accept to run the errand

“Fine, what do I have to do?” The woman hands you a stack of papers.

“These are special paper charms that ward off against evil spirits. This lake is infested with an ancient presence that feeds on the negative emotions of its inhabitants. You´ll help me put these up in strategic places to keep the malignant entity at bay.”

“EXPERT AT REUNITING COUPLES. Put your loved one back at your feet with my mystical seven incenses. All I need is a photo, garment, or name… These seem like fliers for your dubious business.”

“Nothing dubious about love, and these aren´t fliers. It´s just a coincidence that the chakra strokes necessary to ward off spirits look like English words.”

“Right…”

“Anyway. Hang them up on the statue in the main plaza, the middle of the camp at the south of the lake, and the Epsilon Nu Phi sorority house. Once you´ve done that, come back here for your reward.”

“Hold on. You do realize that I don´t have any clothes, right?”

“Evidently.”

“And you want me to run around the lake in my birthday suit to put up your posters?”

“Paper charms, not posters. Is there a problem with that?”

“No, I love running everywhere in the nude and showing everyone my naked ass.” Your words are dripping with sarcasm, but the woman seems unfazed.

“That´s the spirit! Good luck.”