Check out quick, you have someone waiting

You shake your head to yourself, trying to snap out of the horny gaze you set upon the fine woman behind the counter. You place the condoms and the water bottles you grabbed up by the register.

“How are you today sir?” the woman inquires.

“Fine, thank you” you mumble as you avoid too much eye contact, glancing instead out the window to indicate you are in a hurry.

“Is this all?” She says, pointing to the extra large pack of condoms.

“Yup just these,” you say with the confidence of someone who has been picking up condoms from gas stations for years at this point.

“Wow,” she giggles, “who’s the lucky girl who gets these?” You are shocked by her forwardness. Beautiful and teasing you, she is all the more sexy to you now.