Cheaper to ride together

"Let's just split a ride. We can ask if they'll drop me off at my place."

I didn't have a phone, so Evan called an uber and in a few minutes we were off. I sat in the back, in between the two of them. It was impossible for us not to be pressed into each other in this kind of position, and it seemed like the driver was aiming for every pothole he could find in the road. They were gentlemen enough to not stare, but they enjoyed the view down my top and the bouncing accompanied by it. We continued our conversation; I was meticulous not to mention that I had a boyfriend, and neither of them seemed too interested in investigating my social media.

"So Emily, what do you think is your best feature?"

We had been talking about confidence and working out, but Jack shot that question out of the blue at me.

"Hmmmm... My eyes, maybe?"

"Come on, you know what I mean. What's your sexiest feature, then?" We were all drunk, so I giggled in response at first. This was beyond clumsy flirting, but I thought it was endearing.

"Well, you have to tell me what you think it is if I answer. Deal?"

"No problem, now come on."

"My boobs, obviously!" I said, using one hand to jiggle them while I laughed at the situation.

"Nah, it's obviously your ass. I saw you had a whole bunch of junk in your trunk earlier!" Evan chimed in with his two cents about me, pointedly looking down to the seat.

"No, she's definitely right dude. She's got the biggest tits I've seen in my whole time at school here."

"No way, I know girls who have way bigger ones," I said, slapping him on the shoulder.

"Damn, want to introduce me sometime?" Jack replied, blocking another slap with his hand.

"Ha, they've all got boyfriends. Plus I'd hate to lose the two guys feeding my ego to them."

"Hey, just because there's a goalkeeper..." Evan said, trailing off. I might've unconsciously given him a weird look, as if I were offended and made him stop. Hopefully that didn't give them the idea that I also had a goalkeeper.

I almost wanted to ask them for what their sexiest features were, but our arrival at their place cut me off. We got out in front of their house, a little old building which they said somehow fit seven guys. My dorm was just a few blocks away to the north, barely ten minutes walk. We were also coincidentally just a block from Kevin's place, somewhere I would have to go back to all too soon. After the uber was gone, I started making my goodbyes.

"Hey, it's pretty late and you're all alone. Do you want one of us to walk you back?"

"Yeah, if you don't feel safe it's no trouble for me," Jack added, "I was going to grab some food so I'll be walking around anyways."

"Yeah I don't mind either."

I'd probably be fine by myself, but it would definitely be safer with one of them. I could even take both, if they weren't busy.