Chat up the dark elf

"Hey, Jiggles," you say to the elf bent over your knee.

She doesn't answer.

"Hey!" you repeat, swatting her sharply in the butt. "Jiggles!"

"Ow!" she says. "You said you were only going to pose like you were spanking me!"

"Don't ignore people when they address you," you say. "It's rude."

"My name is Jaeli," she says. "You want to address me, do it right."

"We're going to be here for a while, so let's get to know each other better! Where do you come from?"

Jaeli growls something you can't hear. You drum your fingers across her butt and immediately feel her cheeks tense up in anticipation of another spanking. She starts rattling off an answer in hopes of avoiding it.

"I'm from the dark elf city of Nelthinal. I was the most deadly warrior-mage in my matron's house, until we were absorbed by a rival. After I saw the worst of my society's ways, I turned renegade and fled to the surface world to make my living hunting down the worst criminals this land has to offer."

"And is this your first time naked in public?" you ask.

"...Yes."

"First public spanking?"

"(Sigh) Yes."

One of the spectators winds up a swing, and smacks her hard against her right cheek. When Jaeli tries to crane her neck around to look behind her a second slap is delivered to her left.

"I'll get you for that!" she shouts. "Whoever did that, I will track you down!"

"And I'll get you too!" she spits to you. "After we're done here, I will come back for you! You will pay for this humiliation!"

"Really? Golly, I guess I shouldn't let you out of my sight, then."

"But--"

"Maybe I could shrink you down to six inches and wear you as a naked pendant. That would be quite the conversation-starter!"

You feel her cheeks tense up again. She's clearly wondering if you actually have the power to do that.

"Or we could avoid all that unpleasantness, and you can let me take you out to dinner. What do you say?"

"...Are you asking me out? On a date?"

"Would you be fine eating naked? Because you'll be naked. Make no mistake about that. What do you say?"