Characters

John - You. The main character. A nerdy high school senior with an overdeveloped dick and a desire to use it.

Cecilia - The typical girl next door. She's beautiful, nice, and out of your league. She's fairly popular. You have had a crush on her since she moved next to you but you two hardly ever talk.

Jack - Your best friend in the world. You two are the ultimate bros but he is slightly obsessed with trying to get laid.

Emma - Your other best friend in the world. She is cute, shy, and nerdy. To be honest, you've never thought much about her as anything more than one of the boys.

Karen - The most popular girl in school and head cheerleader. She is famous for loving big dicks, crushing nerds who annoy her, and somehow still being the hottest girl you've ever seen.

Emily - A goth girl that goes to your school. You've seen her around smoking sometimes and know she tends to get in trouble a lot but other than that she's a bit of a mystery.