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Chapter 256 by Phantom23
What's next on Ethan's list?
Characters Battle Arena Tournament
Thanks to Leoblade24 for helping me make this!
Ethan made it back home, Meru could handle herself in hell.
Ethan exited the door and made his way to his room to change. "Cortana, is Rumi ready?" Ethan asked.
"Currently waiting in the garage." Cortana responded.
Ethan went to his room and changed to a casual outfit of jeans, shirt and a jacket.
Making sure he's ready and doesn't smell of sweat, he made his way to the garage.
Ethan found Mirko standing there in a white and black track suit probably hiding her costume with a gym bag.
Next to her was Kushina and Nejire?
Nejire was wearing a nice dress that really suit her and Kushina... Man she looked amazing.



"Let me guess, you two want to come?" Ethan asked.
"Yup yup!" Nejire nodded.
"I want to see the arena for myself." Kushina smiled.
"I don't mind, I'm just pumped to fight." Rumi grinned savagely.
"Alright... Where's Arcee?" Ethan asked confused.
"Rebecca had taken her to Night City for a joy ride." Cortana responded.
"Ugh, send a text telling her to be careful." Ethan sighed as he got in his car with the girls following.
A they drive to the Arena, Ethan was wondering what characters would Mirko face.
"So so! Do you believe that there are other characters like me?" Nejire asked.
"Nejire, there are multiple copies of you across the world." Kushina sighed.
"I know but I mean a character that's similar to me but is not me, would we get along? Would they have blue hair?" Nejire asked.
Ethan rolled his eyes. "There no one like you my little pixie." He chuckled.
"Awww thank you babe." Nejire leaned up and kissed his cheek.
"So... Who will I be facin?" Mirko asked.
"No idea, I've been in hell trying to run the place." Ethan responded in complete honesty.
"Shit..." Mirko loved to fight but this was a battle that would really push her, she had to prepare at least.
"Rumi, you'll be fine." Ethan assured her. "You've been training with Yor, Harley, Jenny, Kushina and Velvet, I think you'll be fine, heck even Wanda helped."
"She threw me around like a rag doll.." She grumbled.
"But it helped, anyway, if anything happens we'll just take the loss and go home." Ethan said.
"Maybe I should increase chain training." Kushina smirked.
"Try it." Mirko grinned competitively.
They made it to the garage and got out.
"Man I'm pumped!" Mirko grinned widely. "I think I can do this!"
"Most of the fighters in Dragon tier will be characters with some special abilities, you fit right in, maybe we'll see Chun-li." Ethan commented.
"Oh I've seen her online! She's an amazing fighter with a huge fan base!" Nejire commented.
"Quite old too." Mirko scoffed.
"Age is irrelevant here remember?" Ethan told her. "Don't let your guard down."
"Hey Ethan, fancy seeing you here," James says standing in a little huddle with a female Ranma, a Barriss Offee wearing an Ahsoka's **** dress, a Blackfire in an armored boob tube and short shorts, and a Starfire wearing a 'Go Blackfire!' T-shirt and a short skirt.
"James, same, so your participating in the tournament too?" Ethan asked.
Nejire looked at the sisters. "Hey hey, are you two sisters? Why are your skin colours orange? You have weird eyes? Are you aliens? You look so similar yet so different." Nejire was using her quirk to hover around them.
Kushina looked embarrassed by this and Mirko sighed.
"Ah... Sorry about Nejire, you know how she is." Ethan apologized with a grimace.
"Yes, my sister is participating today," Starfire said as she joined Nejire in floating. Blackfire crossed her arms and gained an arrogant smile.
"Careful if one of yours come up against me, I won't hold back," Blackfire smirked as she eyed Ethan's characters.
Mirko grinned. "So your participating? You don't look like much, I'll make sure your lose is somewhat graceful."
Ethan gave Mirko a look and rolled his eyes before Kushina grabbed Nejire's leg and pulled her down. "Now Nejire, you may ask your questions slowly and without floating."
Nejire pouted. "Awe."
"I admit you have some muscle," Blackfire commented as she checked out Miruko's well toned body. "If you make it to the final round, I'll be sure to make your defeat quick."
"Now now Blackfire, make sure to give the audience a show," James commented as he patted Blackfire on the butt. Causing her to stomp on his foot and glare.
"Oh where are my manners." Kushina bowed. "Kushina Uzumaki." She introduced herself.
"Oh oh, I'm Nejire Hado!" Nejire smiled.
"..." Mirko crossed her arms.
"That's Mirko but you already can tell." Ethan pet her head making the rabbit woman glare at him.
"This is my wife and future mother of one of kids Starfire, her sister Blackfire, bodyguard Ranko Saotome user of Anything Goes Martial Arts, and healer Barriss Offee of the Jedi Order kind of." James introduced his characters and their role. "Starfire has a catgirl mod"
"Ohh! Does that mean your tongue is rough like a cats?" Nejire asked as she got in front of Starfire with a smile.
"N-nejire!" Kushina called out.
"It is!" Starfire eagerly nodded. Starfire extends her long Tamaranean tongue and licked Neijre's cheek
Nejire giggled not at all weirded out.
Ethan looked on and then looked at James. "Our girl's may be airheads but we love them..."
"Yup, though Star could surprise you," James replied as he pulled Starfire's tongue back. "Hey Star, remember what I said. You shouldn't share your tongue kisses with strangers."
"Unless its to get their language," Blackfire reminded him.
"Oh yea I remember that." Ethan mumbled.
"Can we get moving!" Mirko was tapping her foot impatiently.
"Right... Anyway, let's head up and let our girls get ready for the tournament." Ethan said. "Wanna sit together?"
"If you wanna," James shrugged. "We can share funny harem or work stories between fights."
Ethan grinned. "Sure." He accepted.
After leaving their girls in the locker rooms, Ethan and his girls made their way to the private box for competitor owners with Nejire and Kushina carrying snacks. "Master do you wanna try this blue milk?" Nejire asked as they took their seats.
"Sure." He spotted James and waved him over.
James and his girls took a seat and saw that they were announcing this month's prizes, for first place it would be the Ballerina twins from Atomic Heart and 2 million dollars
Ethan looked a bit excited and Kushina sighed.
The second place reward would be 1 Million dollars while third would be 500 thousand dollars.
The first round would be multiple at once, to save time.
Ethan watched Mirko fighting a Chun-Li and Blackfire was going against Gwen Tennyson from Alien ****. Both were fighting in different boxes. "Man this Gwen looks angry." He pointed out as Gwen blasted Blackfire away.
"That looks like an edged and teased Gwen T; probably also a frustrated one." James commented and Starfire nodded much to his Barriss' and Ranko's chagrin. "She looked just like my Gwen Tennyson did when we left her in the Senso-matic overnight."
"Senso what?" Nejire asked James looking confused.
"Mirko looks to be having the time of her life." Kushina whispered to Ethan who nodded.
"Senso-matic is a sex **** machine with up to 20 vibrators, dildos, feathers, suckers, and such," James explained right before he clapped at Blackfire giving Gwen Tennyson a Titty Twister before sweeping her off her feet.
Nejire nodded, not fazed by the explanation, but Kushina flinched and looked at Ethan. ".. you don't have that do you?"
"No, I prefer to do it myself at times or let Meru do it." Ethan responded and flinched when Mirko delivered an axe kick at Chun-li's back. "How long as your Blackfire been training?" He asked James.
"Mirko's been training for a few months... Going up against Yor was very taxing." He remembered when she broke her rib and Sakura had to heal her. "Sakura wasn't really happy with them after some broken bones."
"Mirko has defeated Chun-li." Professor Hulk spoke into his microphone, being a commentator.
Gwen had created a shield to defend herself against Blackfire.
Blackfire threw a barrage of starbolts at Gwen, keeping her pinned in place. Blackfire took a breath after a few seconds of the rapid fire attack and looked at the dust cloud. She dodged when a mana hand flew out of the cloud and lashed at her. Blackfire threw a well timed starbolt from her new position that caught Gwen in the stomach who couldn't see the attack coming.
Seeing the opportunity she made, Blackfire tackled Gwen and pinned her to the ground and raised a fist threateningly.
After a few moments, Professor Hulk called the match between them. "Blackfire wins!"
"Looks like our girls will be advancing, although I'm a bit concerned about who they'll face next." Ethan muttered.
"With how your Yor fought yesterday, your Miruko is probably good for a good while." James commented.
"That Ranma looks like he might be able to give her a run for her money," Ranko pointed out one of the other fights.
"Maybe Knight Kestis could give her difficulty," Barriss pointed out the Stewjoni Jedi coming in with the next set of fighters.
"Oh there's a robot girl!" Nejire pointed out, Ethan saw Alisa from Tekken moving onto the next round. "Let's see who goes against who next, what are your plans if you win the money?" Ethan asked James.
"... Your hoping to win those Ballerina twins aren't you?" Kushina deadpanned.
"Hey! I do not have a robot fetish!"
"Jenny, Cortana and Arcee." Ethan stayed silent after that.
"Probably invest it or buy a store or restaurant; there's a Birk Hall with a female Hiccup and Astrid who I would discuss stuff with and do other stuff with," James commented, getting a look from Barriss.
"Must you think of getting even more girls?" Barriss scolded James causing him to reach over and flick her in the boob. Barriss clutched her boob and shuffled away.
"Having money issues?" Ethan asked raising an eyebrow, the next match was between Ranma and Alisa, but they weren't paying attention.
"I have enough money," James replied a bit defensively. "But my main money gal is on maternity leave and my theoretical back up is in quarantine. I suddenly came into a lot of girls for my harem and I need to have more income while my investments hopefully work out. Plus I'm hoping to make a bunch of expansions to my place." James explained.
Ethan nodded. "I recently expanded my place, I even invested in some worlds where I can gain income, if you need extra income, you could have some of the super hero girls work in the SHH, I can give the a salary." Ethan told him as Kushina was trying the blue milk and Nejire was giggling at the blue mustache.
"Thanks to a recent worker's comp situation on a Trash World, I now have a massive tribe of characters to potentially claim and utilize; most of whom I'm not sure fit that well with my harem." James explained as he brought out his phone. "If you want to take some off my hands for a modest sum. We could work it out. Though some of my girls could also work part time."
"Oh? Who do you have?" Ethan asked with a curious tone.
Kushina sighed. "There he goes again."
"You know how greedy he can be." Nejire shrugged.
James proceeds to show Ethan some of the superheroine and supervillianesses of the tribe.
"Why was that Amber in a trash world?" Ethan asked.
"She has a light scar on her face from a Lego," James explained, zooming in and showing the extremely faint but long scar from the left corner of her mouth to above her left eye.
"Hmm will it be removed?" Ethan asked as he took notice of Lady Nagant and Super girl from JLU.
"If you want? Nothing causing any scar permanence." James shrugged as he looked at Amber's picture. "I think the scar gives her some uniqueness though."
"Not a huge fan of it... No offense to her, I love amber." Ethan said. "Just not a fan of scars." Ethan said as he tapped on her picture.
As Ethan touched the screen, a settings screen appeared showing options to control Amber. "Wait, what's this stuff?" James exclaimed unsure where these options for libido, fertility and other settings (including punishment stuff) for Amber popped up.
"The RealDream character control app lets you control things for your characters," Ethan accidentally brushed one of bars of Amber's settings.
Somewhere in a Rein Corp facility. "Ooooh! Why is this happening!" Amber shrieked as she dug her hands into her panties and started rubbing fiercely as her loins burned with need. A massive puddle started forming while some masked orderlies and nurses rushed to stop her or alternately 'help' her.
"Maybe it was over looked... So, Amber, Nagant and Super girl are available?" He asked as Nejire blinked. "Isn't she the one who was framed?"
Ethan turned to her. "Yes but... Hopefully we can help her out."
"Yeah, they are available for full purchase," James nodded. "though they are still in quarantine for a bit longer so I can't confirm when I can send them to ya. Considering your reaction last night, you seem to be a good guy. So I'll be fulfilling my promise to them."
Ethan looked at James confused.
"I made a lot of promises to people to get help with the Trash World situation," James explained. Ethan nodded.
"Okay, that fine, I still have a character who's a bit... Distant with me." Ethan said thinking of Sakura.
"Oh Mirko is going against She-Hulk!" Nejire pointed.
"Blackfire is against Alisa." Kushina saw the next brackets.
"Dammit how could another me loose to that bag of bolts," Ranko cutely pouted and ducked into her seat. She started angrily eating some nevermelt ice cream.
"Alisa is from the Tekken world, fighting is in her code." Ethan remembered when he used to play the game.
"Relax Ranko, he might've had a different life than you." James assured her, he wasn't paying attention to the fight and didn't know how Ranma had lost.
"Lots of differences." Ethan explained as he watched Mirko use speed against She-Hulk, this was the MCU version. "Honestly I don't know why people liked this version of She-Hulk, she's not that hot."
"Careful there, you never know where her fans are," James warned as he saw a red dot appear on Ethan's chest. Barriss pushed Ethan out of the way and a toy sticky arrow appeared where Ethan was.
"Sorry about that!" A Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends called up as he took a toy bow with laser scope from a Prime Worlder kid.
Ethan blinked and looked down at Barriss in his arms and smiled. "Thanks." He thanked her.
Kushina glared at the one who shot the arrow.
"Barriss, if you are going to seduce another Prime Worlder, Ahsoka is going to be so disappointed." James teased.
He pats Barriss' head and helped her sit back down. "She's just protecting me." Ethan chuckled.
James and co started cheering as Blackfire easily sidestepped Alisa's attacks and punching her in the elbow. Meanwhile Barriss was moving away from Ethan; it was brief but when she touched the other Prime Worlder she felt something frightening in his presence.
"Looks like Blackfire found a weakness." Kushina commented as Blackfire was moving around quickly.
"Looks like it." Ethan hummed.
"And with a final blow, alien princess Blackfire has punched out the android fighter Alisa allowing Blackfire to move on to the next round," Professor Hulk announced to the roaring crowds. "Oh and what's this happening over by the bunny girl powerhouse!"
Mirko was breathing heavily, she grit her teeth and started bouncing around, "LUNA ARC!" She kicked the back of She-Hulk's knees, causing her to fall.
Mirko jumped high. "Luna fall!!!" She axe kicked the hulk over the head, knocking her out.
"WHOO! GO BABE!" Ethan cheered
"Sorry cous but it looks like you are out, maybe you should've focused," Professor Hulk heckled a bit. "Sorry! Can't show favoritism."
Ethan chuckled. "Seems like my Mirko will be going against either Lady Shiva or Kestis." Ethan commented as he saw the other winners.
"There are healers right?" Kushina asked
"Of course they're not monsters."
"Depends on the owner, some won't pay to have them healed until they win it all," James shook his head sadly. "I'm sure Rein Corp is going to get called at some point to pick up some of the losers."
"Pick up?" Kushina asked with a frown. "As in... Taken away?"
"Right to the 'glue factory'," James replied using the cruel nickname for Rein Corp.
"What'll happen to them?" She asked a bit concerned.
"They will get washed, cleaned up, processed, and what's left stored or sold," James replied being purposefully obtuse.
Kushina held onto Ethan's arm and shook in anger at that, Ethan gave James a look, it was clear that Ethan never told her that Rein Corp sent some characters home.
"I'm joking," James quickly said at Ethan's look. "They get fed and healed up, checked for mods or other concerns, given a price, and put on the second hand market."
Kushina relaxed a bit and glared at James a bit, they were still people... Even if they were now a minority. Ethan pets her head as they waited for the next round.
"So, any good stories while we wait?" James asks as there was an intermission until the next round. "There was a crazy thing that happened last week..." A few minutes passed as James continued his story. "I'm grilling some steaks and burgers and then next thing I know Suki is flying by on a rocket powered loungue chair and Gaige is running from Laura," James wraps up his story.
Ethan chuckled. "Reminds me of when Harley was cooking and tried to do a trick... Ended up flipping a patty on Wanda's head and sent Harley into the pool 3 feet in the air." Ethan remembered that day.
"My other wife Aelita got very jealous about my childhood friend Mariner, she hacked the systems of the Ceritos to think Mariner needed alternate environments and food." James chuckled a little. "Course that ended up saving us when the Borg attacked and the changing environments messed with their systems."
Ethan was about to respond when his phone rang, he blinked and checked the message, it was Yor, emergency? He opened the message and he blushed.
Kushina looked over his shoulder and blushed. "She's..."
James is curious, he looks over and sees what Yor sent.

"Huh, my Alex from Totally Spies has the same curtains," James noted earning stares. "Still you're a lucky guy."
"... She's very affectionate." Ethan laughed nervously and saved the picture. "She's happy that I accepted her for who she is, all of her, plus I bought a version of John wick's world, so she'll thrive there." Ethan blushed a bit.
"Did she remember to give the rose dagger sugar water and plenty of sunlight?" James asked.
"Yes, she's actually keeping it by her window and takes good care of it." Kushina responded this time.
"Let her know not to get any wine on it," James warned. "Or you would have a Pet Shop of Horrors issue."
"He's doing the joking," Starfire interjected.
"Ruin my fun why don't you," James pouted earning a peck on his cheek from Starfire.
Ethan chuckled and saw the next round starting. "Oh Mirko is against Kestis, while Blackfire is against ... Oh boy." Ethan flinched as he saw Lady Shiva.
Blackfire was practically bouncing as Lady Shiva got into her spot. "I've been watching your movements since the day started. There is nothing you can do, I can't handle." Lady Shiva gloated causing Blackfire to hesitate a second before she felt a rush of determination.
The buzzer started the match. Instantly, Blackfire flew right at her with a punch raised. Lady Shiva ducked ahead of Blackfire's attack and readied her counter attack. Lady Shiva tried to deflect the punch as she moved. Her eyes widened right before Blackfire readjusted her aim and punched Lady Shiva in the face.
"That's gotta hurt," Professor Hulk exclaimed as Lady Shiva had a One Piece-esque face as she was sent flying. The referee looked over.
"Blackfire wins via knock out!" Professor Hulk announced.
Ethan did find the match great but he was more focused on Mirko, she was dodging light saber slashes, she tried to get close but he always slowed her down.
Mirko growled and jumped up and axe kicked down, creating a gust of wind, Cal dodged and pulled Mirko close, but Mirko was counting on it, when she got close, she twisted and kicked Cal on the chin, sending him flying out of the box.
"Ohhh...." Kushina rubbed her chin while Nejire cheered.
“Not a bad move, I woulda thrown something at him or thrown dust in his eyes,” Ranko commented.
Ethan was sent back to the memes, Bully Miguire....
"Great now you've given him Bully Miguire flashback." Kushina sighed as Nejire tried to shake him out of it.
“I wasn’t that bad,” a voice suddenly said behind the group. Behind them a miguire Spider-Man was sitting with a male Prime Worlder.
Ethan jumped. "Tell that to the version who literally threw dirt into my eye!" He snapped, the Peter Parker shrugged and leaned back.
"... It happened?" Kushina asked.
"I was 16 and I was walking around the city, then I ran into him and he literally threw dirt into my eye and we got into a fight." Ethan explained.
“I knew a beavis and butthead who tried the same thing; when I got the dirt out my eyes, the only one standing in their place was Auntie Samus. Don’t know what happened to them.” James said.
"... I get the feelin they were vaporised... Oh look our girls are going up against each other!" Ethan realized as the two were set to fight each other. The final round of the 1 Vs 1 section of the tournament.
There were the 2 v 2 and team battles but Ethan wasn't staying for that.
After another 30 minute break, Mirko and Blackfire were facing off against each other. "Ready to eat dirt?" Mirko smirk.
"You wish." Blackfire floated in the air and waited for the match to start.
The buzzer sounded and Blackfire shot towards Mirko who dodged and tried to kick her but Blackfire was a fast flyer.
Mirko jumped after her, dodging star bolts and grinned. "What? Not woman enough to face me?" She taunted as she landed and dodged more starbolts.
"Hope your Blackfire has her temper under control." Ethan told James.
James flashes back to all the instances of Blackfire freaking out at the sight of bitch suits, footstools, and whenever someone tells her to sit still. There was a reason he needs more money. “I think she has a handle on it.”
Ethan looked at him, he raised an eyebrow and looked back at the match.
"STAY STILL YOU BITCH!" Mirko roared, now angered by the moving around.
Blackfire froze momentarily but it was enough for Mirko to appear and drop kicked her to the ground.
Ethan blinked. "... She was a frozen character wasn't she?" He asked. He's seen the furniture characters and honestly wasn't happy for it.
“She didn’t even know English and was locked into a too tight footstool frame, gagged, and tormented according to my sister,” James admitted. Starfire nodded sadly while Barriss and Ranko looked in sympathy and horror.
“She was a conscious one.” James explain before clarifying. “Most so called stationary furniture characters are mentally sleeping while the body does **** commands. But Blackfire wasn’t one of those.”
Kushina and Nejire looked in horror, Kushina's hairs were starting to stand but Ethan grabbed her hand and kissed her cheek. "I won't let that happen to you."
Kushina took a breathe. "But others are suffering."
Ethan didn't say much about that. "At least she's out now and active." He said as Professor Hulk announced the winner.
The group went to the locker rooms to see Mirko and Blackfire, when they arrived, Mirko was looking a bit upset while Blackfire was pacing.
"She told me about the furniture characters." Mirko growled. "Who fucking does that?"
“Some people are assholes, others want their characters to be multipurpose,” James sighed. “With Rein Corp I see a lot of dark shit.”
"Well it should be fucking illegal!" Mirko growled and she looked at Blackfire. "Sorry about that... Stay still..."
But Blackfire waved it off.
“It’s nothing, can we get our prizes and go,” Blackfire asked giving James a look.
Ethan sighed. "Prizes should be given in the office, but I had Kushina go and tell them to bring our winnings here.
As if on cue the door opened and men in suits came through. Behind them were the Ballerina twins.
"Second place?" A man asked, holding two suit cases of cash and had a silver medal.
“Over here,” James raises his hand like he’s in school. The man rolls his eyes and hands the brief case over and hands James the medal. James proceeds to walk over to Blackfire, pulls her boob tube (and giving the room a glimpse) and pinned the medal on the right region of the tube.
Ethan was given the case with the gold medal, Mirko took it and put it on her right breast area, she felt proud but what she found out was still leaving a sour taste.
"And these two are yours." The man mentioned the twins and the robotic twins stepped forward and gave a slight bow. The men took their leave.

Kushina looked the girls over. "They're a bit creepy... Although the bodies are something you'd buy." Kushina commented.
“It’s been great hanging out with you,” James addressed Ethan while Starfire said goodbye to Neijre and Ranko pointed out somethings to Miruko that she noted (and asked for some fighting advice). “I’ll call you when the girls are out of quarantine and we can talk price. Sounds like a plan?”
"Sure thing." Ethan smiled and crossed his arms. "I look forward to your call, I know who I'm gonna buy with this money."
"Already have characters in mind?" Nejire asked.
"Yeah... Familiar with Oshi no Ko?" Ethan asked, Kushina's eyes widened in realization.
“Good luck with her; I hope her reaction to her kids isn’t too bad.” Ranko comments as she gets into position behind James.
"Who says I'm buying only her, anyway, take care James, we should hang out sometime." Ethan smiled.
"Yes please, Ethan has no real friends." Kushina smirked.
"KUSHI!"
“Take care then,” James says waving as he and his group leave.
"Let's head home." Ethan sighed as they left.
"How will they fit in the car?" Mirko asked crossing her arms.
Ethan took out a storage cube and placed it down.
"It works?" Nejire asked.
"Yup, trust me." He was able to store the two for later.
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