Chapter 3

(WRITING IN PROGRESS)

Got down all the stuff I told you? Also, the whole spiel about living in a company town, hot women, and parties?

Well, maybe you can figure out what happens when you factor together all of that, than take into account the latest developments. But in case you can't I'll describe it with a simple equation. (Remember, I did go to college after all)....

-All the women are hot.

-The men those women are married to spend an entire day each week at the far edge of town.

-Being the lawn guy, I am stuck working while every other guy in town is somewhere else.

(Hot women x everywhere) + (husbands x 0) + (me x 1) = M

M=Me being the only guy around in a sea of eye candy.